Dave B
08-03-2006, 05:14 PM
So there I was....spotted him from what was like 50 miles away. I wasn't even wearing glasses!
This uber skinny guy ona tri bike flying down the road like some sort of aerodynamic god!!!!!
So after about 3 miles I catch him, my legs and lungs are probably working, b ut I cannot tell through the incredible pain I feel as my heart starts to find its way up my throat.
We hit the bottom of the hil and I for some reason fly by him...I cannot figure out why I a mere mortal has dusted this guy who weighs like 100 pounds less then I do.
I wonder did I get some Floyd in me...I would have to check my pee later, but I was relishing the moment. Here I was a mixture of Lance, Pantani, and the ever great Merckx.
This poor guy, i bet he was shattered inside...here this fat guy just threw down the gauntlet and shouted to the world, " Hey world...take that!"
So the road levels off and I am beginning to feel the needles in my feet again. I reach down and sure enough I had left my a$$ back on the climb, but me worry.....NEVER!!!
25 seconds later the Tri God comes flying by me and looks over at me with a smile. "I don't do hills." is what I hear or think I hear as my brain is pretty much a grey oooze coming out of my ears.
This cycling phenomenon pedals off into the distance faster then I could possibly imagine.
But Folks.....for 25 seconds I kicked his BUTT!!!! :beer:
Yeah baby! Take that! :banana:
This uber skinny guy ona tri bike flying down the road like some sort of aerodynamic god!!!!!
So after about 3 miles I catch him, my legs and lungs are probably working, b ut I cannot tell through the incredible pain I feel as my heart starts to find its way up my throat.
We hit the bottom of the hil and I for some reason fly by him...I cannot figure out why I a mere mortal has dusted this guy who weighs like 100 pounds less then I do.
I wonder did I get some Floyd in me...I would have to check my pee later, but I was relishing the moment. Here I was a mixture of Lance, Pantani, and the ever great Merckx.
This poor guy, i bet he was shattered inside...here this fat guy just threw down the gauntlet and shouted to the world, " Hey world...take that!"
So the road levels off and I am beginning to feel the needles in my feet again. I reach down and sure enough I had left my a$$ back on the climb, but me worry.....NEVER!!!
25 seconds later the Tri God comes flying by me and looks over at me with a smile. "I don't do hills." is what I hear or think I hear as my brain is pretty much a grey oooze coming out of my ears.
This cycling phenomenon pedals off into the distance faster then I could possibly imagine.
But Folks.....for 25 seconds I kicked his BUTT!!!! :beer:
Yeah baby! Take that! :banana: