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Fat Robert
08-01-2006, 06:55 AM
what's the fashionista advice?

i got crits comin up bros

Too Tall
08-01-2006, 06:57 AM
Black Fedora, Lucky Strikes and a gold tooth display....yeah you'll fit in.

Ginger
08-01-2006, 07:04 AM
What color jersey? What color helmet?

Make sure you wear the black socks. You'll look like an old guy feeding pigeons on a Sunday afternoon.

Fat Robert
08-01-2006, 07:08 AM
helmet: white

team jersey: white with blue accents

(they were too friggin cheap to spring for bibs)

e-RICHIE
08-01-2006, 07:17 AM
“Fashion passes; style remains atmo.”
Coco Chanel

Jason E
08-01-2006, 07:21 AM
I say go for it.

My cousin says you should not wear white shorts unless you are Danilo freakin Diluca, or at least as tan.

That said, what does he know. It's gonna be the-surface-of-the-Sun-hot when you race, so why not?

See if your DS can hand you water bottles while you ride to douse yourself with and try to have yourself your own personal Landis ride. Just make sure it is stage 17 and not stage 16.

Fixed
08-01-2006, 07:26 AM
bro white shorts are for girls i.m.h.o.
cheers

e-RICHIE
08-01-2006, 07:28 AM
bro white shorts are for girls i.m.h.o.
cheers
i'm for girls too atmo.
where's the confusion here?

Ginger
08-01-2006, 07:28 AM
“Fashion passes; style remains atmo.”
Coco Chanel


If he followed her advice he'd be wearing black all the time...

or a chunky wool boucle suit...

e-RICHIE
08-01-2006, 07:32 AM
If he followed her advice he'd be wearing black all the time...

or a chunky wool boucle suit...
and a pearl necklace atmo.
so - any jewelers here?
e-MIKIMOTO

dbrk
08-01-2006, 07:36 AM
Go with Coco. White's good with me.


dbrk
wears pink too

catulle
08-01-2006, 07:41 AM
and a pearl necklace atmo.
so - any jewelers here?
e-MIKIMOTO

Oh, I love your idea. These would look lovely with my Rapha outfit. More cowbell, furthermore. It'd keep the pesky fans away from my path, atmo.

catulle
08-01-2006, 07:47 AM
Hey, Doc, if you win no one will notice the color of your shorts, atmo. The podium girls will kiss you anyway. Sooooo, you got to win, dude.

e-RICHIE
08-01-2006, 07:50 AM
Oh, I love your idea. These would look lovely with my Rapha outfit. More cowbell, furthermore. It'd keep the pesky fans away from my path, atmo.
catulle-issimo
you are the virtual second coming of beau brummel yo.

catulle
08-01-2006, 08:00 AM
catulle-issimo
you are the virtual second coming of beau brummel yo.

I never did you show you my photo album, did I? Oh, I was such a dandy as a young man. Fill your eyes.

e-RICHIE
08-01-2006, 08:01 AM
I never did you show you my photo album, did I? Oh, I was such as dandy as a young man. Fill your eyes.
juan handsome dude atmo.









okay - phone call ended. ceya.

taz-t
08-01-2006, 09:29 AM
catulle-issimo
you are the virtual second coming of beau brummel yo.


or Adam Ant...

yeehawfactor
08-01-2006, 09:39 AM
hey robert-
i didn't know that the opinion of 19 year old cat 3 road race winners could shake you to your core like this. kcyabye

davids
08-01-2006, 10:02 AM
Bike race? Sure.

Just stay away from the shore.

http://64.211.46.141/postcard/pictures/p31735.jpg

CNY rider
08-01-2006, 10:11 AM
what's the fashionista advice?

i got crits comin up bros

Dunno ,but sure glad you didn't have pics for this thread..... ;)

Jeff Weir
08-01-2006, 10:56 AM
Black Pearls would tie in nicely with the black shoes....

fiamme red
08-01-2006, 11:05 AM
White shorts are wrong.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2002/jul02/tdf/?id=stage18/FSmcewen

MartyE
08-01-2006, 11:13 AM
http://www.beaubrummels.com/images/454_BrumART-2.gif

originals.

(saw them live on Hullaballoo!)

marty

Fat Robert
08-01-2006, 11:19 AM
hey robert-
i didn't know that the opinion of 19 year old cat 3 road race winners could shake you to your core like this. kcyabye

remember

i pushed his red-mop-topped azz up a hill this year

(you are my fashion guru, patrick. reid is just counter fodder)

72gmc
08-01-2006, 11:27 AM
fixed is correct. white shorts are right on girls, oh so wrong on guys. even on danilo.

and if you're dousing yourself to boot... egad.

but if you must wear white shorts, figure out some sort of liner so you're not showing robbie's mcewen when you finally make the podium.

forza, fat robert.

znfdl
08-01-2006, 12:23 PM
My wife used to register for our training races wearing a black skin suit, a string of pearls and black pumps.

Too Tall
08-01-2006, 12:38 PM
If I have to drive all the way to the Rock just to b-slap you.....

NOOooooooooooooooo white shorts.

catulle
08-01-2006, 12:42 PM
Ask Dandy, he'll steer you straight, atmo...

Keith A
08-01-2006, 02:06 PM
white shorts + sweat = too much to see on another guy

Kevan
08-01-2006, 02:24 PM
a white belt too.

lnomalley
08-01-2006, 04:01 PM
there are currently 3 guys in los angeles that rock this look. it looks good on one of them because he is a skinny italian named max sciandri. he is the only dude it looks good on and if you aren't him.. please don't because you will look like the other two... whom i'll refer to here as tampon and stuffed tampon.

if you have more than 6% body fat i am begging to not go there.. it's like seeing star jones in a bikini... or taking mel gibson to temple to make friends.

Fat Robert
08-01-2006, 04:26 PM
if you have more than 6% body fat i am begging to not go there.. it's like seeing star jones in a bikini... or taking mel gibson to temple to make friends.

do you hear this, obtuse?

chrisroph
08-01-2006, 04:36 PM
Make it white socks and black shoes, old school baby

Too Tall
08-02-2006, 07:01 AM
Inomally - "or taking mel gibson to temple to make friends"

THAT'S priceless, can I use it?

Birddog
08-02-2006, 09:26 AM
Sounds like good commuting garb. You wouldn't have to change when you got to work, well, maybe the shirt.

Birddog

shinomaster
08-02-2006, 01:41 PM
Max lives in Los Angeles? Does he like Mexican food?

inGobwetrust
08-02-2006, 01:58 PM
Go with Coco. White's good with me.


dbrk
wears pink too

Just don't do it after Labor Day!