Kid Rock impersonator Landis 3x Legal Limit, B Sample Expected Today

[Steelman]

I wanted Oscar to win anyway.

Too much ale and whiskey dooms Floyd (http://sport.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=1107492006)

[Elefantino]

In the words of "Dandy" Don Meredith...

Turn out the lights
the party's over...

[Big Dan]

You asked for it.............

Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills chill like Flynt
Buy an old drop top find a spot to pimp
And I'm a Kid Rock it up and down your block
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin' chillin the most
Then rock that ***** up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars
Sip the Tiajuana... I wanna roam
Find the old town chillin fools then come back home
Start an escort service, for all the right reasons
And set up a shop at the top of four seasons
Kid Rock and I'm the real mccoy
And I'm headin' out west sucker... because I wanna be a

Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin at night cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away

I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin when my train rolls in
It goes (whistle) like dust in the wind
Stoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned out of my mind
I once was lost, but now I'm just blind
Palm trees and weeds, scabbed knees and rice
Get a map to the stars, find Heidi Fleiss
And if the price is right I'm gonna make my bid boy
And let Cali-for-ny-aye know why the call me

Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin at night cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away

Yeah... Kid Rock... you can call me Tex
Rollin sunset woman with a bottle of Becks
Seen a slimmy in a vette, rolled down my glass
And said, Yeah this **** fits right in your ***
No kiddin, gun slingin, spurs hittin the floor
Call me Hoss, I'm the Boss, with the sauce in the horse
No remorse for the sherrif, in his eye I ain't right
I'm gonna paint his town red, and paint his wife white HUH
Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus
Find West Coast pussy for my Detroit players
Mack like mayors, ball like Lakers
They told us to leave, but bet they can't make us
Why they wanna pick on me... lock me up and stored away my key
I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure
I ain't outta Compton I'm straight out the trailer
Cuss like sailor... drink like a Mick
My only word of wisdom are just (Radio Edit)
I'm flickin my Bic up and down that coast and
Keep on truckin until it falls into motion

Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
Spend all my time at Hollywood and Vine
Cowboy
Ridin at night cause I sleep all day
Cowboy
I can smell a pig from a mile away
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
Hollywood and Vine

[Steelman]

http://musicindustry.wordpress.com/files/2006/02/Kid%20rock%20sex.jpg

[Big Dan]

Give me one of them patches quickly bro.............. :)

[Sean Soucheray]

I went to a crack house and a bicycle race broke out!!

I"m just kidding, jk, no flames, some stuff is just clever.

:bike:

[JohnS]

http://musicindustry.wordpress.com/files/2006/02/Kid%20rock%20sex.jpg
She sure is plasticky and scary looking.

[e-RICHIE]

She sure is plasticky and scary looking.
i see a 3mm margin of error.
ergo, she's acceptable atmo.

[Birddog]

Could it be?
http://www.comicartcommunity.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=7450&sessionid=5809fe87701192fdff965f118a6f28f1
Is this a case of life imitating art?

Birddog

[palincss]

i see a 3mm margin of error.
ergo, she's acceptable atmo.

Man, that's way more than 3 cm.

[catulle]

i see a 3mm margin of error.
ergo, she's acceptable atmo.

Huh...? What error?