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david
07-28-2006, 04:10 PM
In a recent statement, WADA czar Richard "****" Pound declared that cycling will be added to the list of banned substances.

"Due to a recent rash of false positives, false negatives, negative negatives and positive positives, cycling will no longer be tolerated in cycling." declared Pound.

Former 7-time Tour winner Lance Armstrong could not be reached for comment.

znfdl
07-28-2006, 06:54 PM
Phew. Guess I do not have to give up my day job to put food on the table.