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Smiley
07-27-2006, 08:20 AM
Calling on Tom Byrnes , Why am I losing my hair , Sandy is too. Its it possible that wearing a helmet for over 25 years has caused my scalp to go bald. I am convinced that my bike helmet is the culprit and I want compensation.

BTW I noticed that the good Doc dbrk is not folically challenged and I know he does not wear a helmet.

Other Balding forumites I know of :

Flydhest
Keno
Kevan
Sandy
??

Please Tom take on this case and you can file it as high as the Supreme Court. Maybe we can find a bald judge to hear our cause. Seriously anybody else suspect their helmet is the root cause of this problem ?

Gothard
07-27-2006, 08:25 AM
Count me in for the lawsuit! Giro is my main target.
Although, after perusal of my genetic heritage, I really have to ask my father and grandfather if they were forced to wear helmets while in the army... Otherwise I'm out of contention :rolleyes:

keno
07-27-2006, 08:41 AM
please put fly on your list if for the obvious reasons. Please cross me off your list as I had achieved freedom from follicals before my riding career began. BTW, I don't wear a yarmulka, so I can't sue my people.

On the legal front, Tom might need to consider the legal principle of assumption of which risk.

keno

e-RICHIE
07-27-2006, 08:45 AM
count me in.
let's get a minyon yo.
we can be the archibald ten atmo.
insert smiley face here ________ .

Too Tall
07-27-2006, 08:49 AM
Yusselah. Sephardi just braid it back ;)

Count me in

SpaceOdyssey
07-27-2006, 08:53 AM
And here I thought this was an aerodynamic advantage! :rolleyes:

I'm in.

B

flydhest
07-27-2006, 09:01 AM
when did I start balding??????

Kevan
07-27-2006, 09:01 AM
It hurts REAL bad! I can't work anymore!

Serpico
07-27-2006, 09:04 AM
...

Count me in for the lawsuit! Giro is my main target.
Although, after perusal of my genetic heritage, I really have to ask my father and grandfather if they were forced to wear helmets while in the army...

...

hair gene comes from your mother, look at your grandfather on her side or your uncle(s)

Bill Bove
07-27-2006, 09:06 AM
So do all you chrome domes get funny sunburn marks on your heads from the holes in your helmets :confused:

e-RICHIE
07-27-2006, 09:07 AM
hair gene comes from your mother, look at your grandfather on her side or your uncle(s)
here's a how-to atmo. (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/54702/im_my_own_grandpa/)

keno
07-27-2006, 09:12 AM
So do all you chrome domes get funny sunburn marks on your heads from the holes in your helmets :confused:

Nope, I wear a shmateh.

keno

scrooge
07-27-2006, 09:15 AM
hair gene comes from your mother, look at your grandfather on her side or your uncle(s)

Not in my family. Follow dad and his dad when it comes to the balding pattern (too bad)...

SpaceOdyssey
07-27-2006, 09:15 AM
Serpico - It's got to be an urban myth. ;)

My grandfather died at 99 years old with more hair on his head than I had by the time I got married at 32.

OOOPS! There goes my new Meivici! :crap:

B

dave thompson
07-27-2006, 09:15 AM
hair gene comes from your mother......
My Mom wasn't bald!

William
07-27-2006, 09:20 AM
I shaved my blond locks off. Does that knock me out of joining the suit??? :confused:



William

e-RICHIE
07-27-2006, 09:21 AM
I shaved my blond locks off. Does that knock me out of joining the suit??? :confused:



William
as long as you shaved around the patch, you're in atmo.

William
07-27-2006, 09:24 AM
as long as you shaved around the patch, you're in atmo.

I did. And my suit is more roomy. :banana:



William ;)

keno
07-27-2006, 09:28 AM
you highbrow, you. If nothing else, your response was one obvious reason.

William, locks or lox?

keno

William
07-27-2006, 09:34 AM
William, locks or lox?

keno

- Locks = cool
+Lox = cool

Conversly...

- Locks + glue = wig
+Lox + bagel + cream cheese = Good

Lox wins! :banana:



William

Too Tall
07-27-2006, 10:01 AM
For some people Nova is just a car :rolleyes:

Back to this baldness thing...whats the hassel schmassel?

keno
07-27-2006, 10:05 AM
get off this thread at once! You've got more locks than the top shaytl shop in Brooklyn. Easy for you to say no problem. Now short beds, that's a whole nother thang.

keno

Too Tall
07-27-2006, 10:29 AM
;) Pushed my luck too far. Must repent.

zap
07-27-2006, 11:11 AM
Going bald. I wish.

Then I would just take the rest off, hit the weights and buy a custom chopper.

Funny tan lines. No too much. Only after I get a damn hair cut.

Hell. I just might buy a custom chopper anyway...................

:beer:

coylifut
07-27-2006, 11:16 AM
women that like bald guys are better in bed. i love being bald. I'm worried about Giro sueing me.

BumbleBeeDave
07-27-2006, 11:20 AM
. . . CRYBABIES! I bet all you guys clutch the hot coffee cup between your legs when you go through Mickey D's drive-thru, too!

You should be grateful that the solar power collector's for your middle-age sex machines are developing on schedule!

Now go buy a do-rag to ride with and let's get back to bashing Lance unfairly!

BBD

Too Tall
07-27-2006, 11:45 AM
You boys lap swimmers? Just asking.

Serotta PETE
07-27-2006, 02:26 PM
Calling on Tom Byrnes , Why am I losing my hair , Sandy is too. Its it possible that wearing a helmet for over 25 years has caused my scalp to go bald. I am convinced that my bike helmet is the culprit and I want compensation.

BTW I noticed that the good Doc dbrk is not folically challenged and I know he does not wear a helmet.

Other Balding forumites I know of :

Flydhest
Keno
Kevan
Sandy
??

?

I am not balding.................................

I am there..... :confused: