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91Bear
12-03-2016, 11:07 PM
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife
suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and they had a lot to do, so
she called him on the mobile.

The wife said " Where are you? You know we have lots to do."

He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you
fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I
said that one day I would get it for you?"

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up…

"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.

"Well, I am in the bike shop next door to that."

N+1 baby! :bike:

vqdriver
12-04-2016, 12:24 AM
:beer:

Louis
12-04-2016, 12:31 AM
Good one! :p

Elefantino
12-04-2016, 12:58 AM
"You'll receive a call from my lawyer in the morning."

Bruce K
12-04-2016, 02:51 AM
Always good.

I heard a different version as the shop changes with whichever sport it is being told about.

:hello:

BK

alancw3
12-04-2016, 03:15 AM
love it!!

jasonification
12-04-2016, 08:28 AM
HA

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old fat man
12-04-2016, 08:18 PM
good story, got a chuckle out of my wife

RoadWhale
12-04-2016, 08:57 PM
These type of stories, albeit in my case mostly true, were the catalyst for my divorce.

fiamme red
12-04-2016, 09:07 PM
After the election last month, a reporter was asking people on 5th Avenue outside Trump Tower what they thought of the difficulty of getting around security checks. One tourist answered, "I wish security were tighter, because in spite of it my wife was able to get into Tiffany's." ;)

Dead Man
12-04-2016, 09:07 PM
I lol'd

merry ex mass!

Andy sti
12-04-2016, 10:43 PM
So good! Got a laugh out of my wife and me. :D

gasman
12-05-2016, 08:16 PM
My wife got a good laugh also !

EPIC! Stratton
12-06-2016, 07:24 AM
I laughed. My wife laughed. My daughter pooped (which considering she's only a few months old is as good as a laugh).

:beer:

fuzzalow
12-06-2016, 08:55 AM
Somebody's sleeping on the sofa tonight.

mcteague
12-06-2016, 10:02 AM
Loved it and promptly forwarded to others!

Tim