What Lance SHOULD have said . . .

[BumbleBeeDave]

"Over these past days at the Tour I've watched Floyd show everyone just what an incredible rider he is, and I'm very proud to have ridden with him at Postal. To think that I may, in any small way, have helped contributed to what has turned into his incredible success makes me doubly proud. I'd be honored if he would consider returning to ride with us again at Discovery next year. He's just the type of leader any team needs."

Unfortunately, though, that's not what he said. But it would have been so easy . . .

BBD

[William]

Ha! I got your Yellow jersey! Take that, jerseyless! Now go back to Austin and resume your Cyclism tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some self absorbed frat boy bastard with his damn Nike contracts and his Gu packs and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder! :argue:



Well, maybe not. :rolleyes:

William ;)

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . and I though I was being a bit tetchy! ;)

BBD

[oracle]

dave, it really is time to seek help for your lance obsession... therapy works wonders... why can't you just let it go? he said some nice things about floyd, but according to your own psycho-analysis of armstrong, its neither genuine nor sufficient. it really is ok if they don't like each other, ya know. no need for them to play nice and pretend that they are long lost lovers, although that would be an interesting story.

ciao,

oracle

[Saxon]

I think Dave senses what Lance was really thinking, which was something like "*%&$ ungrateful stooge! If I was in the race, I would've kicked his a..."

[William]

Your lights are on, but youre not home
Your mind, is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another kiss, is what it takes

You cant sleep, you cant eat
Theres no doubt, youre in deep
Your throat is tight, you cant breathe
Another kiss, is all you need

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh
Yeah

Its closer to the truth to say you cant get enough, you
Know you're gonna have to face it, youre addicted to Lance

You see the signs, but you can't read
Youre runnin, at a different speed
You heart beats, in double time
Another kiss, and youll be mine, a one track mind

You cant be saved
Oblivion is all you crave
If theres some left for you
You dont mind if you do

Whoa, you like to think that youre immune to the stuff, oh
Yeah

Its closer to the truth to say you cant get enough, you
Know you're gonna have to face it, youre addicted to Lance

Might as well face it, youre addicted to Lance
Might as well face it, youre addicted to Lance
Might as well face it, youre addicted to Lance
Might as well face it, youre addicted to Lance
Might as well face it, youre addicted to Lance

Guitar solo (once around)

Your lights are on, but youre not home
Your will, is not your own
Youre heart sweats, and teeth grind
Another kiss, and youll be mine

Whoa, you like to think that youre immune to the stuff, oh
Yeah

Its closer to the truth to say you cant get enough, you
Know you're gonna have to face it, youre addicted to Lance

Might as well face it, we're addicted to Lance
Might as well face it, we're addicted to Lance
Might as well face it, we're addicted to Lance
Might as well face it, we're addicted to Lance
Might as well face it, we're addicted to Lance




William ;)

[SpaceOdyssey]

Gee William, you seem to have a musical response to almost everything.

I wouldn't want to play music trivia with you. :rolleyes:


B

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . but nobody's home.

I think that describes me PERFECTLY!

I'll take it! ;)

BBD

[Ahneida Ride]

BBD, Uncle William ..

Yea, Baby !!!! Say it again .... Amen .... ;)

[William]

Gee William, you seem to have a musical response to almost everything.


B


The story of William's song....

http://monty-python.galead.com/img/persos/jones.jpg


FATHER:
Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.
WILLIAM:
But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--
FATHER:
Rather what?!
WILLIAM:
I'd rather...
[music swells]
...just... sing!
FATHER:
Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen, lad. In twenty minutes, you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
WILLIAM:
B-- but I don't want land.
FATHER:
Listen, Alice,--
WILLIAM:
William.
FATHER:
'William. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.

WILLIAM:
But-- but I don't like her.
FATHER:
Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!
WILLIAM:
I know, but I want the-- the girl that I marry to have...
[music swells]
...a certain,... special... something!
FATHER:
Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea!
[smack]

OUCH!!!

William ;)