Dr. Doofus
04-07-2004, 09:40 AM
1) Johan B. was a successful pro racer and his team has won 5 Tours. Johan knows a lot.
2) The Doc was a borderline D1 college swimmer, a borderline-good 5k runner, a borderline 2, and lasted all of three amateur races in Frogland. The Doc knows nothing.
3) Still....
4) Why does Johan decide that G-W is a "B-Team" race, saying that the real emphasis is P-R? Everytime the Doc and I have heard that kind of thing said, whether by a rival HS track coach, a college swimming coach, a rival runner, or by the idiot Doc himself (who managed to lose a stage race once by holding back in the RR to save himself for the time trial...which he screwed the pooch in...nyuk nyuk nyuk), the result is that the team loses *both* the small one *and* the big one...so once again, we see George in at the kill, but 1-on-7 vs. Quick Step, who appear to be taking a "small" race rather seriously....
5) Senor Jerk, we're going to stop trying to figure out your secret identity, even though it *still* drives us nuts, cause we're obsessive-compulsive like that...but anyway, senor, what's your take on the Postal "we're saving ourselves for Roubaix" line?
6) Munson -- give us some vintage Roy Vitriol, please.
2) The Doc was a borderline D1 college swimmer, a borderline-good 5k runner, a borderline 2, and lasted all of three amateur races in Frogland. The Doc knows nothing.
3) Still....
4) Why does Johan decide that G-W is a "B-Team" race, saying that the real emphasis is P-R? Everytime the Doc and I have heard that kind of thing said, whether by a rival HS track coach, a college swimming coach, a rival runner, or by the idiot Doc himself (who managed to lose a stage race once by holding back in the RR to save himself for the time trial...which he screwed the pooch in...nyuk nyuk nyuk), the result is that the team loses *both* the small one *and* the big one...so once again, we see George in at the kill, but 1-on-7 vs. Quick Step, who appear to be taking a "small" race rather seriously....
5) Senor Jerk, we're going to stop trying to figure out your secret identity, even though it *still* drives us nuts, cause we're obsessive-compulsive like that...but anyway, senor, what's your take on the Postal "we're saving ourselves for Roubaix" line?
6) Munson -- give us some vintage Roy Vitriol, please.