It's a... it's... um...

[Dr Luxurious]

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/bik/5848270321.html

[ultraman6970]

Wow, the guy thought out the box i give him that ;)

[cmg]

does it have mis-matched cranks? think the front derailluer works? it's swell...

[adub]

"Brakes and gears all work swell, and there's nothing to worry about. It's adjusted properly"

[Cicli]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ws-_syszg84

[unterhausen]

the un-ironic use of the word "swell" is, well, swell

[Vientomas]

An abomination?

[velomateo]

Theft proof.

[Lewis Moon]

The ultimate parts box bike.

[huck*this]

Those fork seals though!!

[tumbler]

I'm surprised he left out "Interesting trades considered."

[Saint Vitus]

Judicious use of tape on the seat, nice touch!

[fignon's barber]

Thank God, not my size. But sooo tempting. I just don't need another dream bike right now.

[kevinvc]

I like the jaunty forward tilt of the seat. It makes it look rather rascally.

[old_fat_and_slow]

For goodness sake, the dork disc in the back is a little too subtle for my tastes.

Plus the saddle needs to have more forward tilt. effin' poseur !!! ;)