Naked Pictures of Sandy

[Kevin]

Unless I receive your cooperation I will start posting and e-mailing a series of photographs taken of Sandy. Sandy is naked in all of these photographs. In some of these pictures Sandy is riding his bike. In others, he is doing deep knee bends.

Now that I have your attention. I need your help. I have a friend with a child that has an intellectual disability. I am trying to raise money for the cause by riding in the Volvo Hyannis Port Challenge that will benefit Best Buddies, a non-profit organization dedicated to enhancing the lives of young people with intellectual disabilities by providing them with a "best buddy ". The bike ride is from the JFK Library in Boston to Hyannis Port on Cape Cod (approx. 90 miles). All of the money raised will go directly to the children. The cost of the event is completely underwritten by Volvo and the other sponsors. Anyone who knows a child that suffers from an intellectual disability knows that this is a very worthy cause.

In addition to begging for a contribution, I am also pledging to match the fruits of my begging with my wallet. For each dollar that is pledged on my behalf, I will match it dollar for dollar. Please contribute what you can.

To make a pledge on my behalf, simply click on the link below or if you prefer, mail your check payable to "Best Buddies" to me at: Torre, Lentz, Gamell, Gary & Rittmaster, LLP, 100 Jericho Quadrangle, Suite 309, Jericho, New York 11753.

Many thanks in advance for your generous support.




Kevin Gary
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[Smiley]

my wife works for Special Olympics, Tim Shriver runs that one and we designate money to Special Oympics and I applaud your efforts on behalf of another Shriver brothers efforts. People don't realize how much Sargent and Eunice Shriver do for charity especialy the two mentioned here.

[Smiley]

Forgot , the checks in the mail !

[BumbleBeeDave]

Do you REALLY want to see THIS man naked?? :eek:

BBD

[BumbleBeeDave]

Here’s a taste of what you will have to endure if you don’t cough up!

BBD :p

[gasman]

Ok the check is in the mail.
It'll be ready Friday.
I'll respect you in the morning.
I better stop.
The check will be in the mail.

[Kevin]

BBDave,

The pictures of Sandy that you posted were after his weight loss. The pictures I have of Sandy were before he lost all of that weight. I was able to find one picture where Sandy was wearing clothes.

Unless people contribute to my worthy cause I will have no choice but to post and e-mail the photographs of Sandy naked.

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Kevin

[Kevin]

Smiley and Gasman,

Thanks for the pledges.

Kevin

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[BumbleBeeDave]

Well, I just don’t see how he’s gonna keep that weight off if he keeps eating like THIS! :eek:

BBDave

[Climb01742]

kevin--
i'm torn. i really want to help the kids. but i really want to see the deep knee bends part...oops, is this microphone on? i'll write you a check today. and begin intense therapy tomorrow. good cause and good on you for being involved.
climb.

[Kevin]

Climb,

Thanks for the pledge. As a special treat because of the pledges made by you, Smiley and gasman, I am going to post one of my pictures of Sandy while riding his bike. However, I have covered his body for your protection.

Just remember anyone who does not make a pledge will be e-mailed the unprotected original and will have to explain it to their spouses and bosses.

Kevin

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[Climb01742]

kevin, i just addressed my envelope to you. i got writer's cramp. couldn't you just call your firm something short? laws'r'us? tort and retort? sneaky, inc? :beer:

[Kevin]

Climb,

DaveN had already trademarked all of your suggested names. Though we did give some consideration to "Dewey Cheatem & How". Thanks again for the contribution.

Kevin

[Kevin]

I'm giving you one last warning before I break out the big gun. Sandy is starting to disrobe. As you can see he is starting with his beautiful tummy. I suggest you all start contributing fast.

Kevin

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[Kevin]

All right, thats it. I gave all of you the opportunity to save yourselves. You have nobody to blame but yourselves. Its time for you to meet James. James is one of the children who benefits from Best Buddies. Next to him is his mom. She will be riding with me from Boston to Cape Cod. We may even try to get James on a tandem for the ride.

Many of the people on this forum are very fortunate and do not have the issues associated with a child like James. In addition, many of us are fairly affluent. Among us are architects, engineers, doctors, lawyers, business people, dentists, scientists, pilots, executives, psychologists, accountants, etc. We can all afford to chip in a few bucks to help a child like James. It is the holiday season, lets all do a little for charity.

Plus, if you don't contribute I will post the pictures of Sandy.

Kevin

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[Kevin]

If you don't contribute soon, Sandy will remove the sheet. I suggest that you save yourselves and contribute a few bucks to a worthy cause.

Kevin

[Kevin]

Smiley, Gasman and Climb,

I received your checks today. Thanks for the generous contributions.

I have removed your e-mail addresses from my "atomic" mailing of Sandy. Don't be surprised when we are the only 4 forum members left who can see the computer screens and type a message.

The end is near.

Kevin

[Jollymon]

...done...

[Kevin]

BBDave,

I got your check today. Thanks.

As far as the MS rides, I have done the NYC MS ride twice. My Mother has suffered from the disease since 1973. Because of the generosity of friends, I was actually the top fund raiser for the event back in 2002. Not bad considering that there were 5,000 participants. I don't think my schedule will lend itself to coming north for your MS ride this year. But when you start raising money let me know and I will contribute.

Thanks again.

Kevin

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[Kevin]

Jollymon,

Thanks for the pledge.

Kevin

[Kevin]

You better start contributing to this worthy cause or Sandy is going to remove the G-string and start doing deep knee bends.

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Kevin

[Sandy]

I removed the G-string and it wasn't a pretty sight. I started doing deep knee bends and realized they (got to 2 of them) weren't very deep. I was huffing and puffing, so I gave up.

Unless each of you non-contributors send something for this most worthy cause, I will send some of my favorite nude pictures of both myself and Kevan to your homes and places of employment.

Kevin, I will send a check for your charity.


Body Beautiful,


Sandy

[Kevin]

Sandy,

Thank you for the pledge and thank you for upping the ante with naked pictures of you and Kevan. For those of you that have not seen pictures of Kevan, I have posted them below. Kevan is the man in the middle. If you don't contribute, the photos of a naked Sandy and a naked Kevan will be e-mailed to your spouses and your bosses. I suggest that you all make a contribution.

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Kevin

[Sandy]

Kevin,

You are just like Kevan! You got it wrong again!! Kevan is the guy on the left. I am the well proportioned guy on the right. Believe it or not, FATSO FLYDHEST is the rather obese fellow in the middle.

Fatso Flydhest's Favorite,

So Super Skinny So Serotta Sandy

[Kevin]

Sandy,

You are right, the man in the middle could not be Kevan. A Calfee could never support such a large fellow. Such a large man would really have to ride a first class frame.

Perhaps I can get Fly, the new man in the middle, to lean on some of our fellow forum members for a contribution. Who could say no to his request for a contribution?

Kevin

[Sandy]

Now you see why I call Flydhest SuperFly. It sure isn't because of his riding. I'm trying to put the BIG fellow on a low calorie, low carb, diet.

Nutritional Wonder,


Slim Sandy

[Smiley]

Seth and I are are outraged>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Sandy]

You will see him praying. He is praying that somehow, sometime, someplace, he will develop a body like mine.

Muscular Miraculous Mirman

[flydhest]

Sandy, Sandy, Sandy.

Despite the fact that I am the obese gent in the center (by the way, your racial slurs are not appreciated) I can still drop you anywhere, anytime, anyhow. I've re-adjusted my brakes so that they are both on, tight. Nevertheless, riding with you tomorrow will be a delight, as I will have ample opportunity to wait on the side of the road and read the paper while waiting for you to catch up. After we get off the driveway, things might be different, of course.

[Sandy]

Sorry about the slur. I didn't know that you were Japanese.

So Strong So Sumo So Serotta Sandy

[M_A_Martin]

I don't see any coffee...good, bad, or indifferent anywhere in the picture.

Therefore it is impossible for any of the people in the picture to be Fly.

[Sandy]

Just look at Flydhest's stomach. He swallowed the coffee grinder, coffee
maker, coffee tree, and a chimp, which was unfortunately in the tree.


Grinding to a halt,


Starbucks Sandy

[Kevin]

Do you think that he could have eaten the CSI that I ordered 11 weeks ago? Come to think of it, he could have eaten the entire factory.

Does anyone really want to see these men naked, doing deep knee bends?

This thread has had over 1000 views and only 6 pledges (Smiley, BBDave, Gasman, Climb, Jollymon and Sandy), does that mean that 99.4% of the forum members want to see these men naked and doing deep knee bends? My fellow forum members are crazier than I thought.

All kidding aside, this is a really great cause and any contribution would be greatly appreciated. As I said in my earlier post, I am going to match all contributions dollar for dollar. So for each dollar you contribute the charity gets two dollars. I am also working on one of my law partners to match the contributions as well, so the charity may receive three dollars for every dollar you pledge.

To make a pledge on my behalf, simply click on the link below or if you prefer, mail your check payable to "Best Buddies" to me at: Torre, Lentz, Gamell, Gary & Rittmaster, LLP, 100 Jericho Quadrangle, Suite 309, Jericho, New York 11753.

James and his Mom have been training on the tandem. If its a "good day" James is going to ride the 90 miles.

Kevin Gary
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[flydhest]

Sorry about the slur. I didn't know that you were Japanese.

So Strong So Sumo So Serotta Sandy


Sandy,

I didn't mean "slur" like insult, I meant "slur" like you weren't speaking very clearly.

[Kevin]

I am being censured by Serotta Alyson, or maybe it is the FCC. I keep trying to post my naked photographs of Sandy doing deep knee bends, but someone keeps changing my attached photograph to make it politcally correct. I suspect that Serotta Alyson has a crush on Sandy and wants to keep the photographs of naked Sandy for herself. She must think that Sandy is some kind of super hero; perhaps "Sandy Man". But don't worry, I will find a way to expose all of the non-contributors to the "charms" of Sandy. You better contribute before its too late. Serotta Alyson can't protect you forever.

https://www.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=26894&lis=1&kntae26894=B200730C10624FC0A94B312DC5F6A911&supId=4137783

Kevin

[Sandy]

Sandy Man or Superman, one person, two names.

[gasman]

Ok, com'n people. This is a very worthy cause and we don't want any more of these UGLY pictures. It isn't that hard to write a check, well I did have some trouble filling out the long address.
Finally, I'm a doctor who rides a Calfee and I sent money to a LAWYER who rides a Serotta!! Oh man if I can do this anybody can.

[Sandy]

Doctor on a Calfee sending money to a Lawyer on a Serttoa is almost beyond comprehension.We need more pledges for Kevin's charity. Think about it- You will be giving to a great charity, and with Kevin's dollar for dollar generous match your donation offer, you will, probably for the only time in your life, help in decreasing the assets of a lawyer. Go for it!!!


Sandman

[Kevin]

Sandy,

I think you may be on to something. I spoke to my accountant yesterday. He tells me that if I have to match just a few more contributions that I will be rendered insolvent. When I told this news to my wife, she told me that if I went bankrupt she would leave me. If she leaves me, I will probably have a nervous breakdown. Once I have the nervous breakdown, I'll probably lose my law license as a sanction for ignoring my clients. I found all of this very disturbing. I then went to a fortune teller who painted a picture of my future if just a few of you make additional contributions. When we were done, the fortune teller handed me the posted picture of my future. As you can see from the picture, your contributions may turn a New York lawyer into a home-less dress wearing bum. But I will still have my bike.

So if you want to help some needy children and ruin the life of a New York lawyer by turning him into a homeless bum, please make a contribution to Best Buddies.

Kevin

[BumbleBeeDave]

Isn’t that a Norma Kamali you are wearing? When did you hire Sandy as your “future fashion adviser?” :confused:

BBDave

[Kevin]

BBDave,

It is a Max Klinger original.

Kevin

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . what you will be wearing to Owner’s Weekend? You ARE coming to owner’s weekend, AREN’T you???? . . .

I already owe Russ several beers in payment for some B-U-T-ful yellow bar tape he sent me. Perhaps we could work a deal?--I will promise to buy you several beers if you will promise to stop posting these $#%*& pictures! ;)

BBDave

[Tom Byrnes]

Kevin's picture posting campaign worked. I've had enough of the pictures. I made a contribution so that I can be spared of any more photos.

Tom

P.S. You guys on the East Coast really gain a lot of weight in your off season. Those months off of your bikes really makes a difference. Our California lifestyle has more advantages than I originally thought.

[Kevin]

BBDave,

Do you think I will get more contributions if I promise to wear the dress, or if I promise not to wear the dress?

Kevin

[Kevin]

Tom,

Thanks for the pledge.

Kevin

[Climb01742]

isn't it amazing that a thread entitled "Naked pictures of Sandy" has nearly 1500 views? we're all perverts...ah, no offense, sandy. i'm gonna start putting the word "naked" into all my thread titles. or maybe its the "sandy" that pulls 'em in. :confused:

[Sandy]

Glad to find out that you are possibly a pervert. That gives you automatic acceptance in the growing Smiley's ride group. You should fit in quite well.

Sandy certainly is not the draw. Naked is certainly not the draw. Naked Sandy is the draw. I think that Kevan has been passing around some of his favorite naked Sandy pictures.

CSi Model
Ottrott ST Model
Nude Model,

Sandy

[Kevin]

I did not take into consideration the pervert factor of the forum. A real big mistake on my part. Perhaps I should be offering naked pictures of Sandy in exchange for a donation. This error may explain why there have only been a handful of donations and so many views of the thread. Even though the people of the Serotta forum are generous individuals, it may be that they are not donating in hopes of seeing the naked photographs of Sandy. Could it be that Sandy is a sex symbol? With this in mind, anyone who wants to see the naked photographs of Sandy please make a contribution to help out the children and drop me a PM that you want to see the naked photographs of Sandy. I will forwarded the naked photographs to any pervert who wants them. Maybe I'll get a pledge from Pee-Wee Herman.

Kevin

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[Sandy]

It is quite possible that Sandy is a Sex Symbol- Sex, Symbol, and Sandy are all S words and that makes them all beautiful together.

I thought that you promised not to divulge the name of a certain small part of my body- Pee-Wee Herman. Besides, its name is Pee -Wee Mirman, not Herman. Perhaps you are the pervert! :) :) :) :)

So Super Sexy So Serotta Sandy

[Kevin]

Sandy,

I looked through my archive of Sandy pictures, which is as large as the internet, and I found a picture of you down at the pool doing belly flops. I think it shows off your athleticism and may entice some of the perverts on this forum to make a contribution.

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Kevin

[Sandy]

Actually, it is a picture of me, almost at the point of impact, after Kevan dropped me from a B-52 bomber from 30,000 feet, in some sort of acceleration test of his. Luckily for me, I hit Lake Michigan, just outside of Chicago. Chicago was not so fortunate. Folks there were drying off for days and days.

So Super Slim So Serotta Sandy

[JohnS]

Okay, okay, I donated. If you continue to show naked pictures of Sandy, I will be forced to report you to the ABA, ASPCA, and the FCC for transmitting child(ish) pornography across state lines. As the saying goes, I can't describe porn, but I know it when I see it! :)

[Sandy]

Kevin,

I'm sending my check out today. If this thread hits 2,000 views for some absolutely absurd reason, I will duplicate my contribution to your most worthy cause.

Sandy

[Sandy]

Stop reading or posting and and start contributing.

[Kevin]

JohnS,

Thanks for the pledge.

Kevan,

Thanks. I received your check today. Because of the timing on when I received your check I am not sure if you are one of the perverts who wants to see the naked photograph of Sandy, or if you want to be protected from the interesting site. Let me know.

Sandy,

What can I say. First, you are kind enough to donate the photographs. Second, you willingly allow yourself to be the "butt" of this thread. Third, you make a contribution to this worthy cause. Thanks for everything. Unfortunately, I think you made a mistake when you promised to double your contribution if the thread gets 2,000 views. My spies tell me that Kevan is clicking in and out of this thread in order to increase the view count and spend your money.

Kevin

[Sandy]

Kevin,

I understand Kevan. By clicking on so often, he feels just a little closer to me. Actually, I think that he is getting too close- both to my wallet and my heart!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


Kevan's B U D

[BumbleBeeDave]

[BumbleBeeDave]

[BumbleBeeDave]

BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!!! ;)

EVIL BBDave! :eek:

[Kevin]

Evil Dave,

I would participate in your evil plan of posting for posting sake in order to spend Sandy's money, but that would just be wrong.

Kevin

PS Only a few more and Sandy has to double his contribution. Oh - oh that also means I have to contribute more.

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[Sandy]

There are 2 of us in Serotta Land who have qualified for the Dumb and the Really Really Dumb (Dumbest) award. Since I said that I would double my contribution if there were 2,000 views of this thread (at that time around 1500-1600 views), and now, somewhat unbelievably, there are over 1900 views, I am obviously Mr. Dumb. But, there is one even dumber (yes it is possible Kevan) than Serotta Sandy. It is Kevin (spelled with an i and not an a). He has to match everyone's contribution. So he is Really Really Dumb (Dumbest).

Oh well, once it gets to 2,000, I will have to get the check book out again.

So Super Smart So Serotta Sandy

[Sandy]

Dumb is going to switch places with Dumbest, since Dumb just posted a very short while ago on this thread and there were somewhere over 1900 views. Now there are over 2175. How may the Dumbest, Serotta Sandy, ask this was done in such a short, short time? Obviously, the new Dumbest in Serotta Land has, once again, been taken by one of the intellectual giants that seem to pervade this forum.

I will send in the second check, as I said. I AM the DUMBEST. :)


Dumbest and Becoming Dumber, :D

Sandy

[Kevin]

Sandy,

While you will probably not believe me, I checked this thread twice today. This morning I noticed that Evil Dave had entered a post and this evenining I noticed that you had entered a post. I don't know who has run up the count in the views but it was not me. I suspect that Evil Dave or Kevan may be behind the mystery. If it makes you feel any better, I am certainly the dumbest person on the forum. So far my friends, forum and non-forum, have pledged over $8,000 to Best Buddies. Which means that I have to ride the 90 miles and write a check for over $8,000. Despite the fact that we may be the two dumbest people on the forum, a worthy cause is receiving the benefit.

If you still think that you are the dumbest person on the forum, I remind you that I gave you a money back guarantee on the Topolinos. Of course you then told me that you paid $3,000 for your set. So I think that I am clearly the dumbest person on the forum.

Kevin

[BumbleBeeDave]

<<I suspect that Evil Dave or Kevan may be behind the mystery.>>

Don’t look at me! I haven’t looked at this since this morning! I’ve been too busy out getting pounded by Tom into a 25mph headwind!

BigtimeBonkedDave :bike:

[Kevin]

EvilDave,

I would have never suspected you except for ... 1729, 1730, 1731 ... Similar to yourself I rode for 50 miles today and it seemed that every mile was into a head wind.

Kevin

[Sandy]

One thing for sure. It couldn't have been Kevan. He can't count that high.

Sandy

[Kevin]

Sandy,

I have a theory on the increased number of view counts. I suspect that Serotta Alyson, and every other woman on the forum, including Ginger, took one look of that picture of you in the swim trunks and they are now lusting after you. They keep returning to the thread to look at your pictures. You better get accustomed to all of the attention. Perhaps you can change your title to Sex Symbol Sandy. What I can't figure out is why none of the women have asked for the naked pictures by making a contribution to Best Buddies.

Kevin

https://www.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=26894&lis=1&kntae26894=B200730C10624FC0A94B312DC5F6A911&supId=4137783

[Climb01742]

yesterday must have been "headwind saturday". here in beantown, winds were a steady 25-30 mph. as if building fitness wasn't hard enuf...and why does the wind never quite swing around to become a tailwind? the wind gods are truly evil! :crap:

[Sandy]

Ginger told me that she only viewed the thread 500 times. Kinky Kevan, however, has viewed it over 1,000 times. He seems enthralled every time he sees one of the pictures. Can you really blame him??

So Serotta Sexy So Serotta Sandy

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . did a little over 47 miles, including Rynex Road, which is a killer climb. We did have a tailwind on the way back into town, but by that time I was totally “on the rivets,” as Paul Sherwen is fond of saying. I was definitely not “flying down this finishing straight like and F-1 motorcar!”

BBDave

[gasman]

Good for you for contributing so much to a worthy cause, there are truely some dumb, errr, brilliant and talented riders on this forum. :rolleyes:

[Kevin]

Having tapped into the pervert factor on this forum, which has sent the view count on this thread through the roof, I have decided to break out a very special picture that was taken at the BBDave ride a couple of weeks ago. I appologize for the quality of the photo, it was taken by Too Tall and he really should be using a high altitude camera. As you can see from the picture we have Sandy, Smiley, Kevan, BBDave and Flydhest posing in their bike bibs. I will send the perverts on this forum, and Serotta Alyson and Ginger, the pictures that were taken after the alcohol started to kick in, but only if you make a pledge to Best Buddies.

The address information is set forth in the first post, or you can click on the link and contribute by credit card.

https://www.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=26894&lis=1&kntae26894=B200730C10624FC0A94B312DC5F6A911&supId=4137783

Kevin

[M_A_Martin]

Perhaps Ben will reopen the basement JUST FOR YOU KEVIN!

I can assure you that Ginger looked at this thread only once...she was so disgusted that she refused to go back to get the snail mail address to send the contribution. I think perhaps Sandy is so besotted with seeing himself on the screen that he clicks on it every time he reads a line in another thread.

Perhaps you could get the women of the board to donate if you promise to NOT send the naked pictures to them???

[Sandy]

Once again, notice Flydhest on the right. He seems to be searching and searching for something. He asked us to help look. Unfortunately, none of us could find whatever he was looking for. A very sad day, indeed, for both Flydhest and his (?) Serotta forum buddies. :)

Kevin, where do you get these pictures from?????

Still Serotta's Sex Symbol STill Serotta Sandy

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . you silly, SILLY boy! You made a mistake! You should know by now that I would NEVER wear anything but yellow bike clothes. That’s OBVIOUSLY me on the far left! :eek: :eek:
:eek:
:eek:


BBDave

[Kevin]

Ginger,

While I was in my lab, which happens to be in the basement, I invented my version of Anti-Spam software. Its full title is Anti-Sandy Photographs of Anatomy and Mischief software. In exchange for a contribution to Best Buddies, I will glady give you the most current version of the software. It is guaranteed to protect you from photographs of Sandy.

Kevin

:banana: :banana: :banana:

[Sandy]

I said that I was mailing you the first check, a few days ago, but I sometimes do things slowly. Anyway, both checks are going out today. You do a remarkable service with your charity work.

Your dollar for dollar match for contributions is really a wonderful gesture. I am in talks with Bill Gates about making a significant contribution. If I can get him to pledge say 400 million or half a billion, you would have to match him. It would be a win-win situation. Best Buddies would get an amazing contribution and I would have the pleasure of seeing a lawyer go bankrupt. Power to the people!!

A half billion dollar match would bankrupt you, wouldn't it???

Power to the people,


Serotta Sandy

[Kevin]

I would be bankrupt long before the $500 million contribution. If your goal is to bankrupt me all you have to do is raise about a $1.98. The rest of my money has been pledged to Serotta, my children, my wife and my dog.

Kevin

[Kevin]

Sandy,

I think that it is almost time for you to promise to triple your pledge if the view count hits 3,000. I can hear Kevan warming up his mouse to click in and out of the thread.

As far as the origin of the posted pictures,

The photos of you looking like the Michelin Man on a bike were provied by your LBS. They were taken the day you picked up your Ottrott.

The photo of you in bed was provided by your wife.

The G-String photos were provided by Kevan. I'm not sure why Kevan has the G-String photos and your wife only has a picture of you hiding behind a sheet.

The photo where you look like Superman was provided by Serotta Alyson. I still think she has a crush on you.

The Belly Flop photo was provided by BBDave. It was taken at last year's Owner's weekend. I don't think there was any water left in the pool once you were done.

The group shot at BBDave's Adventure weekend was provided by Too Tall.

Kevin

[Jollymon]

Hey Kevin,

Sorry to be so slow to donate, I am trying to wrap up a very busy spring season at work and have not been home. I hope things are well with you and your family.

Best,

Jollymon Sing...

[Sandy]

Jollymon just made Kevin a Jollyman.

More contributions to the Best Buddies. :)

SSS

[Kevin]

Jollymon,

Thanks for the contribution.

Sandy,

Thanks for the encouragement. I'm still waiting for you to promise to triple your pledge if the view count hits 3,000. I bet if you promise to match the total contribution of the Serotta forum that you would put the view count and the contributions through the roof. Kevan told me that if you made such a promise he would go down to his bank and empty out his account and pledge it to Best Buddies. Keno and DaveN said the same thing. Those little kids are counting on you. Don't worry, I'll tell you the truth on the forum pledge total. Just like you told me the truth when you spent $3,000 on Topolinos.

By the way I have a great photograph of you bungie jumping. I'm just waiting to post it.

Kevin

[BumbleBeeDave]

<< . . . I have a great photograph of you bungie jumping. I'm just waiting to post it.>>

I’ve just gone blind just THINKIN’ about it! :eek:

BBDave

[Kevin]

BBDave,

You will go blind. We may all go blind. Sandy is naked in the bungi jumping photograph. It is a doozy. I would estimate that Sandy weighed about 500 pounds at the time the picture was taken. The posting of the photograph may result in Serota Alyson either throwing me off the forum or coming out and declaring her love for Sandy.

The day of reckoning is near, all of you perverts who have been viewing this thread it is time to repent by making a contribution to Best Buddies. Otherwise you will have the pictures of Sandy bungi jumping in the buff burned into your memories. The clock is ticking.

Kevin

https://www.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=26894&lis=1&kntae26894=B200730C10624FC0A94B312DC5F6A911&supId=4137783

[Sandy]

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . and sunglasses?!?!?!? :rolleyes: :eek:

BBDave

[Kevin]

Sandy,

I received your checks today. Thanks for the very generous double contribution to Best Buddies.

Kevin

[Kevin]

Help I am blind. I have been trying to post the picture of naked Sandy bungi jumping and every time I go to attach the photograph I lose my eyesight. This has happened 8 times. I think that I may need Mrs. Sandy to tell me how she keeps her eyesight when Sandy disrobes at night. Oh no it just happened again .... masdjoiajf, mnskjjfdlen, mfkiefn ... Ok, its back, I can now see what I am typing again. Does anyone have any ideas?

Just remember the clock is ticking and all of you will have the same problem unless you help out the kids. Do you want to write a check that benefits James and his mom, or do you want to be blinded by naked bungi jumping Sandy?

Kevin

[Sandy]

Mrs. Sandy is a quick learner. As soon as it gets dark and it is Nighty Night time, she puts on her eye mask and doesn't take it off until I have guaranteed to her that I am fully dressed again. For some reason, Kevan never seems to wear a mask.

Looking better seen through a mask than without one,


Sandy

[Kevin]

Serotta Alyson,

Before I post the photograph of Sandy bungi jumping in the nude, I want to tell you why I should not be thrown off the forum for posting the photograph. I am afraid that if I wait to plead my case until after I post the photograph, that I will have already been thrown off the forum and will not have the opportunity to be heard.

1. The entire thread is related to a cycling event, the Volvo Hyannis Port Challenge.

2. Nobody has been threatened, angered or flamed in the thread; Sandy has been a good-natured participant and has contributed to the cause.

3. The photograph to be posted of Sandy is not hateful or threatening.

4. The photograph of Sandy is not a sexually oriented posting. Just look at Sandy’s physical conditioning in the photograph. There is nothing sexual about him.

Now that I have addressed the easy prohibitions in the Forum User Agreement, let me tackle the tough ones.

1. The photograph is not obscene. In order to be obscene an item must be designed to incite someone to lust or depravity. Anyone who looks at the photograph will tell you that Sandy does not incite anyone to lust or depravity. The only thing the photograph may incite is someone burning out their eyes, or yelling that it can’t be human. In fact, I have looked at the photograph several times and I am not sure Sandy is human.

2. Considering the pictures previously posted in this thread, and the nearly 3,000 views, the forum members viewing this thread have been put on notice what to expect in the name of raising money for charity. I submit that the forum members viewing this thread have already shown that they have no taste. Knowing the participants of this thread, I think that they will find the photo very tasteful and not vulgar. In fact, I think many of the participants of this thread may laugh aloud when they see the photograph. Of course, as soon as they are done laughing, they will yell it can’t be human and will try to burn their eyes out.

As one last plea for mercy, I know that you are in love with Sandy; if you let me stay, I will give you my entire naked Sandy collection.

By the way, when am I going to receive your pledge for Best Buddies? Its real easy to make a pledge on my behalf, simply click on the link below or if you prefer, mail your check payable to "Best Buddies" to me at: Torre, Lentz, Gamell, Gary & Rittmaster, LLP, 100 Jericho Quadrangle, Suite 309, Jericho, New York 11753.

Kevin


https://www.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=26894&lis=1&kntae26894=B200730C10624FC0A94B312DC5F6A911&supId=4137783

[Sandy]

What do you possibly mean by saying that " there is nothing sexual about him"? Dogs of both sexes seem to really LOVE me. Do you? Does Kevan? Does the BeeMan? Does the Fly? Does my wife? Does anyone???

Simply Serotta's Sexy Sex Symbol

[Kevin]

I love you, but I am not going to have sex with you. I think I have heard my wife tell me the same thing many times.

Kevin

[BumbleBeeDave]

<<I love you, but I am not going to have sex with you.>>

Oh, how many times have I heard THAT! . . . on the forum! :rolleyes:

OK, Kev, I have taken my drugs and put on my welder’s mask.

Post the damn picture! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :butt:

BBDave

[admin]

Boys,

Please do not post any nude pictures. I fear that if you do, our server will crash, our website will spontaneously combust, and I will get in big trouble with Mr. Serotta (he might get so mad that he will stop making bikes forever!). If you cherish this forum as much as I think you all do, you will protect it with keeping the nude photos of Sandy to yourselves (under your pillows so they are always close to you) and not for public viewing.

And sadly, Serotta Alyson is spoken for, so she does not have any crushes on any forum members. I'm sure Mrs. Sandy will be relieved now!

:banana:

[Kevin]

Well guys, the day is here. It is time to post the photograph of Sandy. The genesis of the photo involves Sandy's attempt at bungi-jumping. I was present for this incredible event. I even had my video camera with me. I videotaped the whole thing. Unfortunately, the forum does not allow the posting of videos. So I had to pick a single still from the video to post as a photograph. When I went looking for a single still, I realized that Sandy's enormous weight snapped the bungi cord so fast that all I had on the videotape was one still with Sandy standing on the bridge and the next still had Sandy face down on the sidewalk. So I have decided to post the last clip from the video. In order to satsify Serotta Alyson's concerns about the photo, I have "charcoaled out" Sandy's *ss.

Kevin

[Sandy]

You are sick! Really sick!

Pancake Sandy

[Sandy]

Perhaps this thread will soon find its final resting place. Hopefully, anyway!

Sandy

[BumbleBeeDave]

Help! Medic! My eyeballs have melted and run down my face!

I will never, EVER be the same again and it’s all YOUR fault, Kevin! This is definitely actionable! You will be hearing from my lawyer!

(BTW, can I hire you to sue yourself? :rolleyes: )

BBDave

[BumbleBeeDave]

This is one of those avant-garde acrylic sculptures, right? No real person could possibly look like that . . .

You have definitely been hanging around on rotten.com for much TOO long! ;)

BBDave

[Sandy]

You hire Kevin to sue Kevin and then Kevin hires Kevin to countersue you. You lose in court and pay your lawyer, Kevin, and Kevin's lawyer Kevin, since Kevin's best friend is Kevan, the judge in the case.

Sandy

[Kevin]

BBDave,

Just send me a retainer and I will represent you in your suit against me. However, there are no guarantees in litigation and it is possible that when I hire myself to sue you that I will do a better job defending myself than I will in prosecuting your claim against me. But I will accept the retainer just the same.

Kevin

PS. Thanks for the tip on rotten.com I did not know the site even existed. Perhaps the next time I start a charity camapign I can use fake photos instead of the real ones.

[Kevin]

Sandy,

Thanks for being a good sport. You will be glad to know that I have closed my Sandy photo album and that I will not be posting anymore of your beatiful photos.

Kevin

[Kevin]

Smiley, BBDave, Gasman, Climb, Jollymon, Sandy, Tom Byrnes, Kevan and JohnS,

Thanks for the contributions to Best Buddies.


Kevin

[Kevin]

Perverts of the forum,

This thread now has the second largest number of views in forum history at 3,094. Despite the large number of views, only 9 generous people stepped up and made a contribution. The kids need the rest of you to step up and make a contribution. All I am asking for is a small contribution, which I have agreed to match. So far this match is going to cost me nearly $9,000 between forum and non-forum contributions. Come on guys, write the check or click on the link and contribute via credit card.

To make a pledge to me, simply click on the link below or if you prefer, mail your check payable to “Best Buddies” to me at: Torre, Lentz, Gamell, Gary & Rittmaster, LLP, 100 Jericho Quadrangle, Suite 309, Jericho, New York 11753.

Kevin

https://www.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=26894&lis=1&kntae26894=B200730C10624FC0A94B312DC5F6A911&supId=4137783

[Kevin]

Serota Alyson,

The picture is not of a human being. It is only made up to look like a human being. In addition, I covered up the parts of the faux human being that would be objectionable if it was a human being. With that said, and my promise to close the Sandy photo album, I hope that you let me stay. After all, it was all done in the name of charity.

Kevin

PS If you don't let me stay I am going to tell your significant other about your crush on Sandy.

[Sandy]

Sandy was crushed in the bungi-jump. He doesn't need another crush.

Sandy

[Climb01742]

guys, like an over-tired child, perhaps it's time to put this thread to bed? it is for a very good cause, but realistically, perhaps everyone who is going to give, has given? you done good, kevin. and sandy has been a great sport. but maybe time to move on? so hey, anybody ridden any good handlebars lately? i might try these new modolo carbon ones... ;)

[Kevin]

I like my Easton EC90s. They absorb a good amount of road vibration. The bends fit my hands well. For carbon bars they are relatively cheap. Over all they are a good set of bars.

Kevin

[Climb01742]

kevin, i'm trying to get my shop to get a pair of those in. i like my easton EA70s i have on both my serottas. have some good rides this weekend. weather looks good. as bigmac says, ride on!

[Kevin]

The weather is supposed to be great this weekend. Unfortunately, I started developing a little knee pain a few days ago and it has not gone away. I may take the weekend off as a precaution. On the other hand, I may be stupid and go out and ride.

Kevin

[Climb01742]

me? i always opt for stupid...and ice...and aleve. its :crap: but :banana:

[Kevin]

climb,

We could be twin brothers. I have been icing at night and the Aleve is on my desk.

:beer: :beer: :beer:
Kevin

[Kevin]

No, I am not posting anymore pictures of Sandy. I just wanted to thank everyone who contributed to Best Buddies.

The ride took place yesterday (mostly in the rain, with the temperature dropping as we approached the Cape). I covered the 90 miles in five and a half hours, including rest stops. Which was not that bad because the police escort held us to only 10 miles during the first hour. Considering my gray hair and bad knees, I couldn't wear my knee braces because of the rain, I was happy to cover the last 80 miles in four and a half hours.

Because of the generosity of many people, including several people on this forum, I was the top fundraiser at approximately $18,000. Once again, thanks for contributing to such a worthy cause.

Kevin

:beer: :beer: :beer:

[Smiley]

Good job Kevin , thats alot of Jacksons you matched ! Good job on the ride too. I trust you rode the Ottrott for this event .

[Kevin]

Smiley,

I did ride the Ottrott, it now needs a bath. When I got home the CSi would not talk to me. When my wife found out what the weekend "cost" me, she stopped talking to me as well. Well at least the dog and the kids are talking to me.

Kevin

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . The charity for this ride WAS the Owner’s Weekend Beer Fund, right? ;)

BBDave

[Kevin]

. . . The charity for this ride WAS the Owner’s Weekend Beer Fund, right? ;)

BBDave

The Owner's Weekend Beer Fund is going to need more money than I raised. Perhaps we can get Bill Gates to chip in.

Kevin

[Kevin]

If anyone wants to see a drenched water rat on a bike, NBC is doing a 20 minute piece on the Best Buddies ride on Saturday June 26th at 2:30 p.m. I am sure that since it will be more of a promo piece that NBC will make it look like a sunny day. But trust me, it rained. Look for number 60 riding an Ottrott.

Thanks again.

Kevin

[Sandy]

Is it possible, I mean really possible that Kevin has some REAL naked pictures of that hunk of a man, Super Sexy Serotta Sandy? Perhaps that hunk of a man would be willing to auction off some of his better pictues (they all are great, from what I understand) with the proceeds going to charity. BBDave, the photo editor guy, could look at all of those Superb Sexy Serotta Sandy Shots.

BBDave would then have the best job inthe world!!! Even better than Serotta Jayson!

I want to meet that Sexy Serotta Sandy in person,


Sandy

[Kevin]

I am bumping this thread to remind my fellow forum members how sadisitic I can be in raising money for charity.

I hope that I don't have to resort to gimmicks to get the money raised for Sierra Nevada and Davis Phinney.

Kevin

[Santa Claus]

I am bumping this thread to remind my fellow forum members how sadisitic I can be in raising money for charity.

I hope that I don't have to resort to gimmicks to get the money raised for Sierra Nevada and Davis Phinney.

Kevin


You should all know that one of Kevin's Christmas presents last year was a book on gimmicks. It contains some doozies. It is probably best for all of us if you just write your checks.

Santa Claus

[William]

Not posing naked any more.....THANK GOODNESS!!!!

He was recently spotted Off, off, off, off, off Broadway:




William ;)

[Kevin]

Not posing naked any more.....THANK GOODNESS!!!!

He was recently spotted Off, off, off, off, off Broadway:




William ;)

Who is standing behind Sandy with that sinsiter look? ;)

Kevin

[Sandy]

You are bad! You are very bad! I thought that this thread died a year ago.


Sandy

[William]

You are bad! You are very bad! I thought that this thread died a year ago.


Sandy

Kevin brought it back into the radar in his anniversary thread. I just felt I should let people know there wouldn't be anymore naked pictures upcoming. ;)

The reviews have been very good. :D ;) ;)


William

[Kevin]

The naked pictures have been buried within concrete walls that are 6 feet thick. We had no other choice but to bury them this way because the EPA said that the naked pictures of Sandy have a half life of at least 684 years. In other words, on my next birthday the pictures will be enjoying the end of their first half life. ;)

Kevin

[Kevan]

he's not off Broadway far enough. The East river would be a good start.


Good to see the government's good for something, requiring those photos be buried.

[Kevin]

he's not off Broadway far enough. The East river would be a good start.


Good to see the government's good for something, requiring those photos be buried.

What do you have against the last few remaining fish in the East River? :D

Why does Sandy allow us to get away with this? What is that shadow moving in front of my house? What is that ticking noise? Hey look at that pretty flash............................................. .................................................. ..............................., uh-oh

[Sandy]

If you want to see a wonderful picture of Flydhest, Kevan, and Sandy, please go to post number 23. Kevan is on the left, Flydhest is in the middle, and I am on the right. Flydhest does remarkably well, considering his.... er...his substantial bulk.


Sandy

[Kevin]

Sandy,

I don't know whether the picture with post 23 or the picture with post 72 was the best group photo. I like them both. I am sure that Kevan would vote for your photo at post 95. Personally, I liked the post by Serotta Alyson, at post 94, begging for mercy.

Thanks again for being a good sport. Had I known that my forum second anniversary thread was going to revive this thread, I would have limited my retrospective to the top 9 threads, instead of the top 10.

By the way, as demonstrated by the 500+ views this thread has received in the last 48 hours, it is clear that you have staying power as the forum's sex stud. :beer:

Kevin

[Sandy]

23,72,or 95 were all great. I was going to mention 72 and 95, but I wanted to emphasize Flydhest in 23.

You are a sick man! :) :D


Sandy

[Kevan]

Not recalling these photos I went tiptoeing back in time and I think I went too far back - I was in the dark ages. YIKES!

I don't know William, you have to be one tough fish to live in the East river, they'd survive. Sandy too is pretty tough. Knowing him... he'd show up at my door naked and wet, asking for a dry towel. Being his pal, I'd give him my robe.

[Kevin]

Being his pal, I'd give him my robe.

I hope you had something on under that robe when you gave it to him. I have this mental picture of riding past you house while you and Sandy are on the front steps with nothing on and passing the robe. Of course I go blind at that instant and crash into a moving car. So while the incident was very painful, at least it was brief.

Kevin