William
07-21-2006, 06:57 AM
Floyd is so tough, he can race with testosterone patches plastered all over his back side.
Floyd is so tough, he can force his manager to make crank phone calls about pedophiles to former Tour Winners.
Floyd is so tough, he can fire said manager in front of packed court rooms.
Floyd is so tough, he can make his ties change colors by pure force of will (depending on his mood of course and whether a person is "dead" to him).
Floyd is so tough, he won't cry if his Tour title is ever taken away from him.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Floyd Landis.
Floyd Landis doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Floyd Landis has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Floyd Landis.
Floyd Landis does not sleep. He waits.
Floyd Landis is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Floyd Landis is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Floyd Landis counted to infinity - twice.
There is no shim on Floyd Landis' cleat. There is only another fist.
When Floyd Landis climbs a mountain, he isn’t riding up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Floyd Landis is so fast, he can ride around the world and slap himself in the back of the head.
Floyd Landis' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Floyd Landis was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Floyd Landis can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Floyd Landis doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Floyd Landis gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Floyd Landis can slam a revolving door.
Floyd Landis does not get frostbite. Floyd Landis bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching Floyd Landis ride his bike on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Floydtatorship.
When Floyd Landis calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Floyd Landis once ate a whole cake in a feed zone before his team mates could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Floyd Landis likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
There are no races, only events where Floyd Landis has beaten everyone to different shades of black and blue.
When Floyd Landis was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he side kicked the store with his bike so hard it became a Wendy's.
Floyd Landis can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims he leaves strewn along the race course. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
A Floyd Landis-delivered sprint is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
When Floyd Landis rides through water, Floyd Landis doesn't get wet. Water gets Floyd Landis.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1FLMTSrT (Floyd Landis mountain top sprint)
Floyd Landis house has no doors, only walls that he rides through.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Floyd Landis? ...All of it.
Floyd Landis doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Floyd Landis CAN believe it's not butter.
If tapped, one revolution of Floyd Landis' cranks could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Floyd is so tough, he can force his manager to make crank phone calls about pedophiles to former Tour Winners.
Floyd is so tough, he can fire said manager in front of packed court rooms.
Floyd is so tough, he can make his ties change colors by pure force of will (depending on his mood of course and whether a person is "dead" to him).
Floyd is so tough, he won't cry if his Tour title is ever taken away from him.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Floyd Landis.
Floyd Landis doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Floyd Landis has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Floyd Landis.
Floyd Landis does not sleep. He waits.
Floyd Landis is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Floyd Landis is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Floyd Landis counted to infinity - twice.
There is no shim on Floyd Landis' cleat. There is only another fist.
When Floyd Landis climbs a mountain, he isn’t riding up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Floyd Landis is so fast, he can ride around the world and slap himself in the back of the head.
Floyd Landis' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Floyd Landis was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Floyd Landis can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Floyd Landis doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Floyd Landis gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Floyd Landis can slam a revolving door.
Floyd Landis does not get frostbite. Floyd Landis bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching Floyd Landis ride his bike on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Floydtatorship.
When Floyd Landis calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Floyd Landis once ate a whole cake in a feed zone before his team mates could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Floyd Landis likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
There are no races, only events where Floyd Landis has beaten everyone to different shades of black and blue.
When Floyd Landis was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he side kicked the store with his bike so hard it became a Wendy's.
Floyd Landis can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims he leaves strewn along the race course. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
A Floyd Landis-delivered sprint is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
When Floyd Landis rides through water, Floyd Landis doesn't get wet. Water gets Floyd Landis.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1FLMTSrT (Floyd Landis mountain top sprint)
Floyd Landis house has no doors, only walls that he rides through.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Floyd Landis? ...All of it.
Floyd Landis doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Floyd Landis CAN believe it's not butter.
If tapped, one revolution of Floyd Landis' cranks could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.