CampyorBust
08-11-2016, 08:58 AM
Sang to the tune of Gilligan’s isle
The tune… https://youtu.be/Q8jhb5NnADM
The Ballad…
There once were these two hipster punks
Who thought the could con me
It didn’t work, they almost got hurt
Tee Hee Hee Hee Heeeee
Sorry that’s all I got for now will update when more verses come to me…
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j49/PedalPusher33/Chikan_zpsssvpmfe0.jpg
Original image has been altered some in order to protect their identity and save them from a righteous case of frame pump up the arse syndrome. So don’t go looking for bird flipping hipster chickens wearing tutus and flowery dunce caps riding short buses. Well I guess you can if you want, I wish you luck, bring a sword! Or a frame pump.
Bike thieves suck!
Argle Bargle Grumble Gargle! Just a teaspoon of sugar…
Happy Holidays you sobs.
Such evil is never forgotten, and only with much super human effort forgiven. You took action against someone that came to you as a friend and to help. You returned kindness with treachery, stalking, harassment and and … My trepidation of your ego driven dangerous ambitions is vindicated time and time again. How you live with yourselves is your problem, you would do well not to make it someone else’s. Alas once a certain threshold of heartlessness, cruelty and outright evil is breached those actions must be set right, brought out to whither and burn clean in the light of the sun as you would a vampire or a turd.
Think not too long and hard how you will right those whom you have wronged. All has been noticed. Balance will be restored.
To the jackals yipping at the sides, stay your thirst for you will find no blood here.
To the buzzards circling high, away with you for you will find no carrion here.
To the squirrels in my attic. scram ye varmints for there is only one nut here, he cray cray, way bigger than you with an unobtanium shell, peppermint oil in a squirt gun and he thanks yer good eatin! Plays a mean bagpipe too.
To the sycophants and judases, ugh, sigh and eyeroll…https://youtu.be/4SoEhn9S5tc
May the New Year smile upon us all and the light of reason cleanse us of our follies and malcontents. Regular programming to return after the holiday season, until then… Toodles ya stank ass poodles, oh and bop your it!
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j49/PedalPusher33/pasted%20image%200_zpsxhm9ghxg.png
The tune… https://youtu.be/Q8jhb5NnADM
The Ballad…
There once were these two hipster punks
Who thought the could con me
It didn’t work, they almost got hurt
Tee Hee Hee Hee Heeeee
Sorry that’s all I got for now will update when more verses come to me…
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j49/PedalPusher33/Chikan_zpsssvpmfe0.jpg
Original image has been altered some in order to protect their identity and save them from a righteous case of frame pump up the arse syndrome. So don’t go looking for bird flipping hipster chickens wearing tutus and flowery dunce caps riding short buses. Well I guess you can if you want, I wish you luck, bring a sword! Or a frame pump.
Bike thieves suck!
Argle Bargle Grumble Gargle! Just a teaspoon of sugar…
Happy Holidays you sobs.
Such evil is never forgotten, and only with much super human effort forgiven. You took action against someone that came to you as a friend and to help. You returned kindness with treachery, stalking, harassment and and … My trepidation of your ego driven dangerous ambitions is vindicated time and time again. How you live with yourselves is your problem, you would do well not to make it someone else’s. Alas once a certain threshold of heartlessness, cruelty and outright evil is breached those actions must be set right, brought out to whither and burn clean in the light of the sun as you would a vampire or a turd.
Think not too long and hard how you will right those whom you have wronged. All has been noticed. Balance will be restored.
To the jackals yipping at the sides, stay your thirst for you will find no blood here.
To the buzzards circling high, away with you for you will find no carrion here.
To the squirrels in my attic. scram ye varmints for there is only one nut here, he cray cray, way bigger than you with an unobtanium shell, peppermint oil in a squirt gun and he thanks yer good eatin! Plays a mean bagpipe too.
To the sycophants and judases, ugh, sigh and eyeroll…https://youtu.be/4SoEhn9S5tc
May the New Year smile upon us all and the light of reason cleanse us of our follies and malcontents. Regular programming to return after the holiday season, until then… Toodles ya stank ass poodles, oh and bop your it!
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j49/PedalPusher33/pasted%20image%200_zpsxhm9ghxg.png