Meet Graham…he don’t need no stinkin’ helmet!

[CampyorBust]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Lindsey_Graham%2C_official_Senate_photo_portrait_c ropped.jpg

Ooops sorry wrong one, must be a glitch, don't know how she got in here. Here it is...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3700578/Victoria-s-new-road-safety-ambassador-Graham-body-survive-car-crash.html

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/graham-body-youll-need-survive-8463524

I figure this could work for an ideal form for cycling as well?

Patricia Piccinini (the artist in the video) fails to address the function of the nipples. I can’t figure out the advantage of having more (in an accident of course, otherwise there are many). So braintrust have you any theories, hypothesises, ruminations?

[Dead Man]

article said nipples were to protect ribs

[CampyorBust]

article said nipples were to protect ribs

Ah yes, good eye! They act like air bags.

Darn it these youths they thank of everythang, I'm so embarrassed I thank I'm getting the vapors.

[F150]

I think you just like saying "nipples"

[Dead Man]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Lindsey_Graham%2C_official_Senate_photo_portrait_c ropped.jpg

Ooops sorry wrong one, must be a glitch, don't know how she got in here. Here it is...

That's a woman?

[CampyorBust]

That's a woman?

I get my news from the Daily show...

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/7ycyri/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-fifty-shades-of-graham

[oldpotatoe]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Lindsey_Graham%2C_official_Senate_photo_portrait_c ropped.jpg

Ooops sorry wrong one, must be a glitch, don't know how she got in here. Here it is...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3700578/Victoria-s-new-road-safety-ambassador-Graham-body-survive-car-crash.html

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/graham-body-youll-need-survive-8463524

I figure this could work for an ideal form for cycling as well?

Patricia Piccinini (the artist in the video) fails to address the function of the nipples. I can’t figure out the advantage of having more (in an accident of course, otherwise there are many). So braintrust have you any theories, hypothesises, ruminations?

Lindsay is at the GOP convention, right? Oh, wait a minute....:rolleyes:

[CampyorBust]

Dammit I wanted to talk about helmet neck and his body types congruence with cycling. I derailed my own thread, mi scusi.

Yes I like typing nipples, I feel like I am getting away with something naughty.

Furthermore my recent ponderings lead me to revert to my initial postulation… the nipples are NOT necessary. The fatty flaps – ok yes I can understand for airbag purposes. Still the nipples, how are they suitable for the task at hand? They are not and are completely superfluous, I put forth that they are there strictly for shock value. Which is what Patricia excels at, grotesque shock art that is. Though admittedly some of her stuff is rather clever.

[oldpotatoe]

Dammit I wanted to talk about helmet neck and his body types congruence with cycling. I derailed my own thread, mi scusi.

Yes I like typing nipples, I feel like I am getting away with something naughty.

Furthermore my recent ponderings lead me to revert to my initial postulation… the nipples are NOT necessary. The fatty flaps – ok yes I can understand for airbag purposes. Still the nipples, how are they suitable for the task at hand? They are not and are completely superfluous, I put forth that they are there strictly for shock value. Which is what Patricia excels at, grotesque shock art that is. Though admittedly some of her stuff is rather clever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhIMV3lu6Qg

[Dead Man]

Yea.. Could have just made him fatter, to protect the ribs. Nips are definitely just to add to the grotesqueness.

Does the female version of graham have a litters worth of boobs as well?

[CampyorBust]

Yea.. Could have just made him fatter, to protect the ribs. Nips are definitely just to add to the grotesqueness.

Does the female version of graham have a litters worth of boobs as well?

I would imagine so, probably a much more shapely badonk though.

[Dead Man]

If you're a white dude named graham, does that make you a graham cracker?

[CampyorBust]

And if he plays the bugle, he would be a graham cracker honkey.

While researching a witty response I came across this… actually you know what I am going to exercise some restraint and not post it but the internet blows my mind yet again.

Lets just say cracker and honkey are only the tip of the iceberg.

Anyways my boy Graham is he better equipped than most of us regular peeps to ride and survive a bike accident?

I think he would be more prone to get into one due to lack of mobility. However once he is in it, it aint no thang but a chikan wang to this Juggernaut.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhIMV3lu6Qg

"Its a little brown circular protuberance, whats the big deal?":banana: