Heart Shaped (?) safety light for cycling?

[William]

Ummm, am I the only one who doesn't see a "heart" here??? :confused:

http://nightcyclingsafety.com/product/bike-night-cycling-heart-shaped-tail-light/

Guess its for real and if it's going to keep you safe...






:D
William

[ColonelJLloyd]

Gross.

[Sierra]

Shouldn't that webpage contain some sort of disclaimer or something (Warning: For Mature Pedalphiles Only)? The animated gif is downright salacious. I mean, this can't all just be in our minds, can it? ;)

[oldpotatoe]

Ummm, am I the only one who doesn't see a "heart" here??? :confused:

http://nightcyclingsafety.com/product/bike-night-cycling-heart-shaped-tail-light/

Guess its for real and if it's going to keep you safe...





:D
William

Ha! Ya can't make this stuff up! Truth is stranger than fiction.;)

[cadence90]

Ha! Ya can't make this stuff up! Truth is stranger than fiction.;)

No kidding! Are these people for real? :confused: :eek:

http://nightcyclingsafety.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Stretchy.gif

[Sierra]

No kidding! Are these people for real? :confused: :eek:

http://nightcyclingsafety.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Stretchy.gif

Tugging at the ol' heart strings?

Or, castration fantasies? One of the two.

[Dead Man]

Those are balls.

[Sierra]

Well, they are attention-grabbing. And, that is not a bad thing in our sport.

Do they come in different sizes, I wonder? Upgrade. Upgrade.

[gdw]

Where have I seen those before? Oh yeah, a former girlfriend gave me the blue ones years ago. I didn't like em at all.

[Sierra]

They do sort of grow on you . . . I mean . . . literally.

I guess all we need now is for the CamelBak people to introduce their own lighting product called the . . . . Oh, never mind.

[2LeftCleats]

When it glows, is that a heart on?

[velotrack]

People have these hanging off the back of their trucks sometimes. Sometimes funny... would hate to see some dangling balls on a group ride, though.

[dustyrider]

Do you think coal rollers would respect cyclists more or less if we started sporting these? Might have to couple these with a mini American flag off the helmet for them to really connect.

[Dead Man]

Do you think coal rollers would respect cyclists more or less if we started sporting these? Might have to couple these with a mini American flag off the helmet for them to really connect.

Switch to confederate flag and you'll never be coal rolled again

[CampyorBust]

Wait a second, I recognize them nuts! They stole my idea!!!!!!:mad:

Post number 23....

http://forums.thepaceline.net/showthread.php?t=179547&page=2

Can I sue them?

Do you have to flick em to turn them on?
And I dont understand the purpose of demonstrating their elasticity?