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redir
05-02-2016, 02:41 PM
:crap:

Comes in 3 models, but wait there's more!

http://dopedbikes.com/

:cool:
geordanh
05-02-2016, 02:45 PM
ahahah that is amazing. I went to a brogramming mini bootcamp where we had to do a end of term project like this. I wish I could have come up with something so clever.
cmbicycles
05-02-2016, 03:27 PM
Love the FAQ on the website:

CAN THE SUPERDISCRETO BE DISCOVERED?

Having no wires the SuperDiscreto model is completely undetectable in most scenarios. Inspectors must have thermal cameras to discover it. This will not happen in national level events.

WHAT DO I DO IF THE MOTOR IS DISCOVERED?

You won't be discovered. Our earlier custom motors have won many important races with no problems. However if you are discovered do not dislose the remote control. This way you can deny knowldge and explain it is a borrowed bike.
makoti
05-02-2016, 03:36 PM
WHAT DO I DO IF THE MOTOR IS DISCOVERED?

You won't be discovered. Our earlier custom motors have won many important races with no problems. However if you are discovered do not dislose the remote control. This way you can deny knowldge and explain it is a borrowed bike.

A fool-proof plan AND an airtight alibi! What's not to like?
weisan
05-02-2016, 03:49 PM
:eek: :D
peanutgallery
05-02-2016, 03:57 PM
I'm in

Brandt Sorenson, look out
mike mcdermid
05-02-2016, 04:56 PM
Whoever set up the mockery is comedy genius
cachagua
05-02-2016, 08:35 PM
That's nothing but laughs.

First thing I thought was, waitwaitwait -- "The world's first hidden motor"? Who are they kidding?

But it gets better:

You're supposed to drill a 4mm hole in your crank axle.
ultraman6970
05-02-2016, 08:49 PM
Needed to fit the sproket thingy. I doubt this will work with UT but could work with PT.
Dead Man
05-02-2016, 09:31 PM
Please tell me thats a joke
Louis
05-02-2016, 09:34 PM
It's a joke.
gasman
05-02-2016, 09:50 PM
and a really well done one at that !
redir
05-03-2016, 07:19 AM
Joke? No way! I'm gonna get me one and go whip on some masters fields in my area :D
AngryScientist
05-03-2016, 07:47 AM
i love it!

MAKE SURE YOU WIN

If you have trained so hard for the season, why make the risk that you will not win? The motor will help you get your reward.
RFC
05-03-2016, 07:51 AM
LOL! Hilarious!