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tailingloop
04-02-2016, 10:20 PM
An interesting sighting this afternoon. Sun in the eyes made for a difficult quick photo from my phone. Enjoy. :eek:

Louis
04-02-2016, 10:36 PM
Maybe if you're a triathlete...

parris
04-02-2016, 10:38 PM
i just threw up

Shoeman
04-02-2016, 10:42 PM
Nass T!!!!!
and not in a good way!!!!!!

jasonification
04-02-2016, 11:01 PM
the stuff nightmares are made of...

pjm
04-02-2016, 11:09 PM
That poor saddle.

sandyrs
04-02-2016, 11:22 PM
I've seen dudes around here rocking worse.

pinkshogun
04-02-2016, 11:33 PM
ok, what Paceline member is this?

skijoring
04-02-2016, 11:35 PM
Cheekies!

Steve in SLO
04-02-2016, 11:38 PM
Taken on April 1?

tailingloop
04-02-2016, 11:55 PM
I took the pic this afternoon in Mission Viejo, CA. Not an April Fool's joke.

Louis
04-03-2016, 12:05 AM
This may be a stupid question, but is the rider a man or a woman? Can't really tell from here...

(I'm guessing man)

tailingloop
04-03-2016, 12:19 AM
I'm pretty sure the rider was a woman, but I can't say with 100% confidence because I looked back quickly after I snapped the photo. In retrospect, I'm glad it was such a brief encounter, otherwise the image would have forever been etched into the annals of my memory, and I'd have to seek psychiatric counseling to cleanse my mind of the impurities.

Steve in SLO
04-03-2016, 01:36 AM
Perhaps you would like to rephrase this: "I'm glad it was such a brief encounter".

cadence90
04-03-2016, 03:32 AM
In retrospect, I'm glad it was such a brief encounter, otherwise the image would have forever been etched into the annals of my memory, and I'd have to seek psychiatric counseling to cleanse my mind of the impurities.

So, instead, you generous, kind, sensitive soul you...you decided to, what, "share" this synapse-searing snapshot with your innocent fellow PLers, in some desperate attempt to corrupt them as well, and so spread the damage across as wide a spectrum as possible? :confused:

That's just mean, man!

As Steve just pointed out, some "encounters" really should be kept private....

R3awak3n
04-03-2016, 04:42 AM
those are the new Q36.5 shorts, highest venting technology, lightest, new space age materials.

Peter P.
04-03-2016, 06:15 AM
I'm pretty sure the rider was a woman, but I can't say with 100% confidence because I looked back quickly after I snapped the photo. In retrospect, I'm glad it was such a brief encounter, otherwise the image would have forever been etched into the annals of my memory, and I'd have to seek psychiatric counseling to cleanse my mind of the impurities.

I can't believe your camera functions after taking that photo!

"Brief" encounter-get it?! Heh heh!

CampyorBust
04-03-2016, 08:14 AM
Yeah poor saddle but really I feel for the brifter. That lever shape is instantly recognizable.

cadence90
04-03-2016, 08:32 AM
CampyorBust, didn't you read the latest installment on tailngloop's insta-feed blog? :confused:

That bike was simply a test-ride loaner...apparently, he/she/it came back and immediately stated, "Nah, dudes, I need Shimano brifters...or Bust!"

dancinkozmo
04-03-2016, 09:11 AM
rectal floss

Dead Man
04-03-2016, 09:50 AM
I dont know.. Thats kinda hot

oldfatslow
04-03-2016, 10:02 AM
To all you haters who are in perfect shape and eurostyle, she's out there riding her bike. She's not sitting on the couch watching TV. She's probably buying bikes and stuff at your local bike shop. She's supporting our sport.

Take a look in the mirror and unless you look and ride like Sagan how about focusing on being encouraging?

This is a small world and I surely wouldn't want this lady out riding her bike to be discouraged by the likes of you.

Ride your bike!

numbskull
04-03-2016, 10:04 AM
Is that a lady?

ColonelJLloyd
04-03-2016, 10:52 AM
Someone lost a bet.

ultraman6970
04-03-2016, 11:34 AM
Looks like a dude to me. But Im wondering the same thing.

Is that a lady?

Duende
04-03-2016, 12:03 PM
Don't think it's a lady... More like some dude who shares Rickard Simmons's fashion sense.

I bet that dude knows exactly what he looks like and is having a go at the public at large. :)

shovelhd
04-03-2016, 12:05 PM
I'm feeling nauseous.

fuzzalow
04-03-2016, 12:35 PM
I dunno what gender but he/she is out there riding a bike so that by itself is a "more power to you" moment right there. To the world at large cyclists all dress funny anyway so what is the harm in pressing the exhibitionist outrageousness to boldly go where no man has gone before. Pretty cheeky of this person if you ask me.

Take a look in the mirror and unless you look and ride like Sagan how about focusing on being encouraging?

I ride in the look & style of EuroPro Sagan except much, much slower. I got no problem with how this person dresses. But that is not the same thing as encouraging of the mode of fashion in its expression...if he/she's got the attitude, heck, why not?

Tony T
04-03-2016, 12:40 PM
Someone lost a bet.

Yep, looks that way to me also.

happycampyer
04-03-2016, 12:41 PM
those are the new Q36.5 shorts, highest venting technology, lightest, new space age materials.I think these are the Q35.6 anti-wheelsucker shorts.

Seramount
04-03-2016, 01:14 PM
it's an order of magnitude better than the 'thong dude' that rides here...

Black Dog
04-03-2016, 03:36 PM
Everyone riding a bike is a cyclist. Everyone. None of us a better person than the other because of how, why, where, or how fast we ride.

Louis
04-03-2016, 03:52 PM
Everyone riding a bike is a cyclist. Everyone. None of us a better person than the other because of how, why, where, or how fast we ride.

"Better" is a complicated word.

That person may be an incredible singer or artist, or a brilliant nuclear physicist or maybe an epidemiologist who has saved countless lives in third-world countries, but when it comes to cycling gear s/he is obviously many standard deviations from the mean and IMO not "better."

Black Dog
04-03-2016, 07:04 PM
"Better" is a complicated word.

That person may be an incredible singer or artist, or a brilliant nuclear physicist or maybe an epidemiologist who has saved countless lives in third-world countries, but when it comes to cycling gear s/he is obviously many standard deviations from the mean and IMO not "better."

I agree, not average. But the vitriol towards those that stray from the mean is groupthink at its worst. This sport of ours certainly has more than an average amount of groupthink.

firerescuefin
04-03-2016, 07:14 PM
I think something can strike you as odd and funny without making you a judgmental A-hole.

That original pic would make nearly all of us all chuckle if we saw it in person....If you don't find it odd or funny, I don't classify you as a superior brand of human. If you think you are, then run with that thought... buy a beer, and toast yourself.

Seramount
04-03-2016, 07:18 PM
Everyone riding a bike is a cyclist.

dictionary-based semantics...

not all that accurate in the real world.

Tony T
04-03-2016, 07:22 PM
Everyone riding a bike is a cyclist…

http://i.imgur.com/84Jrk.gif

Black Dog
04-03-2016, 07:30 PM
I think something can strike you as odd and funny without making you a judgmental A-hole.

That original pic would make nearly all of us all chuckle if we saw it in person....If you don't find it odd or funny, I don't classify you as a superior brand of human. If you think you are, then run with that, buy a beer, and toast yourself.

Look. I agree. It is nothing if not unusual. It is the simply crass coments to that these threads froth up along side some good old snobbery that seems a bit offside. Not calling out anyone in particular, just being the humourless wanker by reminding us all that we are that rider to someone in some way.

skijoring
04-03-2016, 10:00 PM
it's an order of magnitude better than the 'thong dude' that rides here...

We need photo proof. :hello:

CromoSapien
04-04-2016, 12:29 AM
... I'm glad it was such a brief encounter, otherwise the image would have forever been etched into the annals of my memory, and I'd have to seek psychiatric counseling to cleanse my mind of the impurities.
“You keep using that word. Are you sure it’s spelled the way you think it’s spelled?”

:) A bit of Princess Bride parody, in keeping with the thread theme...

flydhest
04-04-2016, 04:34 AM
I agree, not average. But the vitriol towards those that stray from the mean is groupthink at its worst. This sport of ours certainly has more than an average amount of groupthink.



I might agree with this, if others here concur.

Seramount
04-04-2016, 07:17 PM
We need photo proof. :hello:

ok, you asked for it...

Powerfibers
04-04-2016, 07:43 PM
I'm glad it was such a brief encounter, otherwise the image would have forever been etched into the annals of my memory, and I'd have to seek psychiatric counseling to cleanse my mind of the impurities.

I think something was etched into her annals! (I think we spelled that wrong!) LOL:banana:

steamer
04-04-2016, 07:47 PM
Every single one of us is a freak...... to someone else.

Let your own personal freak flag fly. Nobody gets an award for blending in. :banana:

That said, those are terrible shorts.

Fivethumbs
04-04-2016, 11:11 PM
If you've ever make fun of someone's tan lines, you can't complain.

William
04-05-2016, 10:06 AM
Nothing out of the ordinary going here folks...





:)
William

William
04-05-2016, 10:11 AM
Btw, I've seen weirder stuff out there...







William

unterhausen
04-05-2016, 10:42 AM
at least the guy on the hanging bike is wearing pants. Did you actually see that one in the wild, or is that a scavenged pic?

William
04-05-2016, 10:46 AM
at least the guy on the hanging bike is wearing pants. Did you actually see that one in the wild, or is that a scavenged pic?

I have not seen one on the wild. Tucked in jersey's with bib shorts I have seen out there. I don't get it, but who am I to rain on their tucked in parade? :)









William

Dead Man
04-05-2016, 11:18 AM
Maybe its guys who poop a lot

coffeecake
04-05-2016, 01:49 PM
One group of dorks in spandex making fun of another group of dorks in spandex.

The B, I agree.

I dont know.. Thats kinda hot

dancinkozmo
04-06-2016, 06:42 AM
One group of dorks in spandex making fun of another group of dorks in spandex.

The B, I agree.


speak for yourself im no dork in spandex...i only wear wool

https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2793/4068580749_d29c66712d_o.jpg

oldpotatoe
04-06-2016, 06:45 AM
One group of dorks in spandex making fun of another group of dorks in spandex.

The B, I agree.

Time to resurrect this..we are all dorks.