OT: An actual memo I received yesterday.

[Tom]

I swear, I am not making this up and no words were changed.

'taint a coincidence that garden's by the back door, is it?

The memo:

"Planting Day will take place on Thursday, 5/25, starting at noon.
Flats of annuals will be available to be planted in the front.
Everyone is invited to join us.
BYOT - Bring your own tools - shovels, knee pads, garden gloves.
Wear your planting clothes that day
We won't be planting the back entrance as a group. This has become a perineal garden. As you're thinning your plants this spring, feel free to add to our community garden. "

[sspielman]

I swear, I am not making this up and no words were changed.

'taint a coincidence that garden's by the back door, is it?

The memo:

"Planting Day will take place on Thursday, 5/25, starting at noon.
Flats of annuals will be available to be planted in the front.
Everyone is invited to join us.
BYOT - Bring your own tools - shovels, knee pads, garden gloves.
Wear your planting clothes that day
We won't be planting the back entrance as a group. This has become a perineal garden. As you're thinning your plants this spring, feel free to add to our community garden. "


...too much fiber, perhaps....

[flydhest]

casting taint upon your organization.

[saab2000]

What do you do for a living that they have plantings? At my company we receive memos which tell us that the floggings and beatings will continue until morale improves.

[pale scotsman]

Hey Tom - We've got some perineal cleanser in the storeroom if ya need it! Fer real.

[Rapid Tourist]

Low earnings last quarter?

[Sandy]

No earnings next quarter?


Sandy

[Ti Designs]

Grow 'em now, smoke 'em later - the new company line???

[67-59]

Ummm...just what exactly are they growing in their perineal garden?