Hilarious Jan Blog

[telenick]

Check it (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=31414033)

"Some of the things are going to the better. There have been no more of the nightmares about the Lance being a giant donut that is chasing me down and then stuffing itself into my mouth and then choking me and then pushing me down on the playground and I am being naked again and my GrandMaMa is there and she is crying. So that is good. I am not doing the thinking about him anymore. He is being the retired now. He said. No takebacks. He is still being the retired, right? Ok, that is the good."

[72gmc]

I make it a general rule not to go anywhere near MySpace. The rule is now broken, but only for Jan.

[Needs Help]

lol.
Jan's Blurbs
About me:
I am to be crushing the mountains to powder beneath my wheels. I will be to riding in the Tour de France on 2006, and the weak will break against my massive thighs like the ocean against the shore.
Jan's Interests
Television: I enjoy watching myself ride the bicycle on TV, crushing the souls of the weak. I do not enjoy watching the OLN on the TV, where the announcers swing from Lance Armstrong's testicles as if they were a trapeze.
Books: What is this, books? I do not read the book, I am too busy grinding the hearts of the weak people to powder with the mortar and pestle that are my massive thighs.

[gasman]

Pretty funny but I gotta think it isnt really Jan writing those posts.

[Ken Robb]

I don't think anyone can swing from Lance's "testicles". Testicle, maybe?

[William]

And to think nobody liked my Jan/Lance/Blackadder spoof. :rolleyes:


William ;)

[CJH]

Awesome! I'm not much of a myspace guy but I'll be keeping an eye on this one...

[csm]

yeah I think I'll be checking back on this one also.