vegan cyclists beware...

[thwart]

Yep.

[Clydesdale]

Tough Question...

[jmoore]

http://arne9.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/vegan-cartoon-jpeg.jpg

[stien]

Hey! I resemble that remark :-)

Don't knock it till you try it. The body is so much happier.

[thwart]

Still more... for you Brooks fans out there.

And skinny vegan climbers.

[Steve in SLO]

Q: How do you identify a vegan at a party?
A: Don't worry they'll tell you.

[ptourkin]

Q: How do you identify a vegan at a party?
A: Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you find the omnivore in threads like this?
A: They repeat jokes we've already heard a few hundred times.

[gasman]

Let's play nice or have the thread locked.

[josephr]

Let's play nice or have the thread locked.

banter is a B word --- the great things in life start with the letter B....bikes, banter, beer, burgers....

[Steve in SLO]

How do you find the omnivore in threads like this?
A: They repeat jokes we've already heard a few hundred times.

Touché, Sir.

:banana:<---Vegan-friendly sign off

[kenw]

banter is a B word --- the great things in life start with the letter B....bikes, banter, beer, burgers....

... babes, books, boats

[martinez]

Bears.

Beets.

Battlestar Galactica.

[Muffin Man]

identity theft is not a joke.

[SlowPokePete]

pretty amusing as ex and two out of three kids are vegetarian, and of course all think my bike riding etc is too much.

:bike:

SPP

[Ti Designs]

banter is a B word --- the great things in life start with the letter B....bikes, banter, beer, burgers....

Bacon.

[dave thompson]

Baja.

[Steve in SLO]

...

[oldpotatoe]

mmmmm

[William]

Baja.

Blanco.





William

[Ken Robb]

... babes, books, boats

WHAT???????? No bikes?

[Louis]

I have tons of respect for vegans.

I'm a vegetarian, and it's super-easy. Being a vegan is way more difficult, because to do it right you have to avoid so many products that clearly don't have meat but could have by-products like milk, eggs or cheese. I don't buy any of that stuff, but when I'm in a restaurant or at someone's house I don't quiz them about the exact provenance of every single item on the menu.

It's a principle worth following, and up to each person to decide just how far they want to take it.

[oldpotatoe]

I have tons of respect for vegans.

I'm a vegetarian, and it's super-easy. Being a vegan is way more difficult, because to do it right you have to avoid so many products that clearly don't have meat but could have by-products like milk, eggs or cheese. I don't buy any of that stuff, but when I'm in a restaurant or at someone's house I don't quiz them about the exact provenance of every single item on the menu.

It's a principle worth following, and up to each person to decide just how far they want to take it.

Yup. I eat very few things 'with a face', try to minimize. Essentially no beef or pork. Some fish, chicken, turkey, not a lot. All things in moderation.

[jmoore]

Bourbon


blanco.





William

[crankles]

winner.

...

[bewheels]

I guess I am super rare... A gluten free vegan cyclist that does not broadcast any of those things.

Oh wait, I just posted that ona public forum...

[martinez]

identity theft is not a joke.

You the real MVP !

[Muffin Man]

You the real MVP !

Don't even watch the Office regularly, I've just seen those few words referenced enough to recognize that haha

[malcolm]

Yup. I eat very few things 'with a face', try to minimize. Essentially no beef or pork. Some fish, chicken, turkey, not a lot. All things in moderation.

Even vegetables !!!

[Lewis Moon]

Even vegetables !!!

My motto:
"Everything in moderation...including moderation".

[malcolm]

My motto:
"Everything in moderation...including moderation".

I think if you moderate moderation all will be good. That may be my new motto.

[Louis]

My motto:
"Everything in moderation...including moderation".

Mae West would disagree.

[fiamme red]

Mae West would disagree.From Oscar Wilde's "A Woman of No Importance":

"Moderation is a fatal thing, Lady Hunstanton. Nothing succeeds like excess."

[Aaron O]

How do you find the omnivore in threads like this?
A: They repeat jokes we've already heard a few hundred times.

I hadn't heard that joke and guffawed heartily.

[SamIAm]

I hadn't heard that joke and guffawed heartily.

Likewise, it was pretty funny and I intend to tell it often.

[Louis]

If you can't say anything clever or original, make fun of someone else - that's always good for a few yucks, whether you're in 5th grade or at a cocktail party.

[Johnny P]

I have tons of respect for vegans.

I'm a vegetarian, and it's super-easy. Being a vegan is way more difficult, because to do it right you have to avoid so many products that clearly don't have meat but could have by-products like milk, eggs or cheese. I don't buy any of that stuff, but when I'm in a restaurant or at someone's house I don't quiz them about the exact provenance of every single item on the menu.

It's a principle worth following, and up to each person to decide just how far they want to take it.

+1. I eat vegan at home and try to when eating out, but don't get crazy about it.

[fmradio516]

Tough Question...

:hello:

[gasman]

If you can't say anything clever or original, make fun of someone else - that's always good for a few yucks, whether you're in 5th grade or at a cocktail party.


Why don't cannibals eat clowns ?




They taste funny.

[Steve in SLO]

That one was funny in the 5th grade, and it is funny now.

[Louis]

Unless the clown's himself a cannibal...

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/bc/bc01ee4f9cbd9000bda2e5f65a12b489856a0499136f1a3834 c9683a687cdee6.jpg

[gasman]

Unless the clown's himself a cannibal...

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/bc/bc01ee4f9cbd9000bda2e5f65a12b489856a0499136f1a3834 c9683a687cdee6.jpg

Every 5 year olds nightmare

[gasman]

That one was funny in the 5th grade, and it is funny now.


Which is how long I've probably been repeating it.