Help!!!

[jerk]

the jerk needs your help...the jerk is about to suffer a nervous breakdown....the jerk has spent the last few daystearing up the house looking for one of his most prized possessions....(no not the video tape of the jerk crying on flemish tv...) no my goddam CONI manual....if anyone has an extra one or wants to trade sell exchange anything please let the jerk know....the jerk doesn't know who the hell he loaned it to but it is gone now....and although the jerk hasn't missed it for the last 8 years now that its gone I NEED IT!no one seems to be selling any on the world wiide web either....

help!
jerk

[bulliedawg]

Wish I knew what the Jerk is talking about.

[jpw]

At least he's consistent.

[paulh]

Cycling (The C.O.N.I. Manual)
Central Sports School of Rome (ed) Pensiero Scientifico, 1972. 271 pp Training, Physiology, and Competitive Techniques

Equipment, training, and competition in 1960's Italy.

[e-RICHIE]

jerk
u silly man.
u need a CONI manual?
they r in stock here.
no - do not be surprised.

please send me 10 pounds of starawberry twizzlers
and we will work this out. not nibs. not cherry twizzlers.
not red licorice from your mamby-pamby chocolatier
boutique. strawberry twizzlers are the only currency.

otay?

e-RICHIE

PS

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[Kevan]

How many pounds of Strawberry Twizzlers required for a new frame n' fork?

Since I'm asking, how many pounds more to be moved to the head of the queue?

I might know of a tractor trailer just waiting to make it's first stop.

[pbbob]

I have one. Don't know that I could give it up either if withdrawal is as bad as you say it is.

[jerk]

where the hell is the jerk going to find ten pounds of strawberry twizzlers? oh, well.....

e-richie i am surprised...but not as surprised and disapointed as you will be when the jerk delivers ten pounds of twizzlers in a tvm-farm frites podium cap basket....(yeah so what if i never got to wear it...screw you guys too!)

jerk

[e-RICHIE]

jerk-issimo

u can find twizzlers in the candy aisle of any supermarket.
like i said - none of that boutique licorice crap that's passed
off as uptown confection. get the strawberry twizzlers.

there are 3 CONI books here. you don't need your library card.

otay, buckwheat?

e-RICHIE

ps

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[Tony Prioli]

It was actually re-written in the 80's by Jimmy Buffet!!! It is now called "FRUITCAKES",

"I want my juniormints", the world don't need anymore bakers

[shinomaster]

hey jerk did you try Coni Island?? Ha ha...:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: