OT: Brokeback Top Gun

[Argos]

Excellent editing...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/01/barebacktopgun.html

[jeffg]

Excellent editing...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/01/barebacktopgun.html


Sid: Top Gun is ****ing great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots.

Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their ****s around.

Sid: It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the ****ing line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.

Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?

Sid: Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the ****, what the **** is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting ****ing force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they ****ing land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last ****ing line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! ****in' A, man!"

[csm]

tom cruise....ha ha ha ha ha

[Argos]

Not sure if this is too low brow or too high brow for this board, but did you see the South Park where he locked himself in the closet and refused to come out?

"Mr. Cruise, you need to come out of the closet, no one is going to be mad."

[from inside the closet]"I'm...I'm not in the closet."

Priceless and worth doing a Tivo search for, though not sure if they can.

http://www.tetu.com/images_news/11327440161.jpg


According to reports, Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise threatened the Paramount with a lawsuit if they will not stop the broadcasting of an episode from the famous animated series "South Park" in Britain, which is making fun of his sexuality.


The episodes, which already had been broadcast in United States, shows an animated version of Nicole Kidman and Cruise's Scientologist friend John Travolta trying to convince the superstar to come out of the closet.


The cartoon Kidman tells Cruise, "Don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone." The episode already caused controversy when broadcast in the US.


According to TheRegister.co.uk, Paramount has been threatened with a libel lawsuit if they will not stop it from broadcasting. Paramount agreed.


A source tells the site, "Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to protect his reputation. Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk.

[William]

Did Kenny die?


William ;)