Marcel Kittel takes lie detector test to prove he is clean

[weisan]

http://cdn.media.cyclingnews.com/2013/07/12/1/bettiniphoto_0149632_1_full_670.jpg
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/kittel-takes-lie-detector-test-to-prove-he-is-clean

[Joachim]

I'll be first.... "but lie detector tests are unreliable", "he had training to beat the test", "Dr Ferrari can also pass a test", "did they ask him if he has large hair as a control question?" etc etc. When will the cyclists learn, they can NEVER win. Insert smilie here.

[cfox]

honest question: is there a drug you can take to help beat a lie detector test? quaaludes? valium?

[Lanterne Rouge]

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/34008131/Vanilla+Ice+iceboy.jpg

.....All right stop, Collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention...

[MattTuck]

What about this rare footage of him doping? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1SUzcDUERLo&t=103)

[redir]

I was thinking more like:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_o_E5_ihEjRQ/TGV-6EWnp8I/AAAAAAAAADY/jxmiQ0uoYHU/s1600/MaxHeadroom_promopic.jpg

[Keith A]

I'm thinking more like this...

[msl819]

"Remember Jerry... It is not a lie if you believe it." - George

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_Sw6by7pig

This is not my commentary on Marcel. I sure hope he is clean, but who can pass up an opportunity to get some Seinfeld into the discussion?

[msl819]

What about this rare footage of him doping? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1SUzcDUERLo&t=103)

Oh the pre Flava Flav Brigitte!

[54ny77]

separated at birth?


http://cdn.media.cyclingnews.com/2013/07/12/1/bettiniphoto_0149632_1_full_670.jpg
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/kittel-takes-lie-detector-test-to-prove-he-is-clean

http://www.beezid.com/img/pages/blog/0823vanilla-ice606.jpg

[Keith A]

But can Kittle move like the Ice man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

[Keith A]

Total thread drift, but are these bib shorts that MC Hammer is wearing at 1:40 on this video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

[jimcav]

honest question: is there a drug you can take to help beat a lie detector test? quaaludes? valium?

beta blockers most commonly are used

[MattTuck]

Total thread drift, but are these bib shorts that MC Hammer is wearing at 1:40 on this video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

The answer is yes, obviously. The question is what brand he's wearing.

[BumbleBeeDave]

]"Remember Jerry... It is not a lie if you believe it." - George[/B]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_Sw6by7pig

This is not my commentary on Marcel. I sure hope he is clean, but who can pass up an opportunity to get some Seinfeld into the discussion?

. . . and no pun intended.

The reliability of a lie detector test is based on the subject knowing they are lying. If the subject truly believes what they are answering istrue, then they will not exhibit the bio markers of conscious lyig that the test is designed to detect.

If Kittel had been doped wihout his knowledge then he would really think he's telling the truth when he denies it during the test.

BBD

[Lanterne Rouge]

But can Kittle move like the Ice man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

No please don't laugh but when I was younger, so much younger than today I really wanted to be Vanilla Ice. I know all the lyrics to all his songs, and my all I mean only as it was only this one.

[weisan]

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[Mark McM]

. . . and no pun intended.

The reliability of a lie detector test is based on the subject knowing they are lying. If the subject truly believes what they are answering istrue, then they will not exhibit the bio markers of conscious lyig that the test is designed to detect.

Kittel didn't take a lie detector test, because as noted here, there is no such thing as a lie detector test. What Kittel took was a polygraph test, which simply measures bio indicators (which must be interpreted by the operator). Polygraph tests may sometimes help in determining if the individual believes what they are saying is true, but they are far from reliable.

[slidey]

Bingo! I was just about to search for a pic of Ivan Drago, but decided to check first :banana:

I'm thinking more like this...

[jpw]

if he took this test then Herr Kittel must be feeling the heat.

i think he's either going to fail a test some time in the next two years, or his performances will fall away.

Cav seems to have a tone in his voice that says "i know what's going on, but i can't say".

[RonW87]

Hamlet:
Madam, how like you this play?


Queen:
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

[RonW87]

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