spdcyclist
07-19-2013, 07:33 AM
Over the years there have been many threads on doping on this forum, with very lively, entertaining discussions. Some recent threads like “Why does Rapha get a pass?” forayed into the morals of sponsors and if they should drop sponsorship on alleged or suspicion of doping. Well it’s time to speak up for the pharmaceutical industry!
Cyclists, and all those related to the sport of bicycling, bicycle manufacturing, bicycle sales etc. The pharmaceutical industry has so much money we wipe our… with it. And we always want more of it. Let’s get together and make Doping a mandatory requirement for all professional cyclists (and why not other sports) and then we can officially sponsor cyclists using our drugs with huge sums of money. Think of making the same salary as our top line ball players. No more crummy hotel rooms. Luxury team cars and luxury coaches with Jacuzzis for every team. Gold plated water bottles… that you can still throw away. Tops Cyclist Trading cards!
Just cooperate and let us handle everything. We will even give you life insurance, lifetime medical insurance, a retirement villa... and much, much more. All you have to do help us legalize Doping. I mean come on, your just a machine anyway. Why not tweak the machine like your mechanic tweaks your bike.
You supply the “body machine”, we supply the “juice” and the money flooooows in enriching everyone associated with the sport.
What’s there to lose?
Cyclists, and all those related to the sport of bicycling, bicycle manufacturing, bicycle sales etc. The pharmaceutical industry has so much money we wipe our… with it. And we always want more of it. Let’s get together and make Doping a mandatory requirement for all professional cyclists (and why not other sports) and then we can officially sponsor cyclists using our drugs with huge sums of money. Think of making the same salary as our top line ball players. No more crummy hotel rooms. Luxury team cars and luxury coaches with Jacuzzis for every team. Gold plated water bottles… that you can still throw away. Tops Cyclist Trading cards!
Just cooperate and let us handle everything. We will even give you life insurance, lifetime medical insurance, a retirement villa... and much, much more. All you have to do help us legalize Doping. I mean come on, your just a machine anyway. Why not tweak the machine like your mechanic tweaks your bike.
You supply the “body machine”, we supply the “juice” and the money flooooows in enriching everyone associated with the sport.
What’s there to lose?