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fiamme red
12-06-2005, 11:05 AM
After reading the "Spat with Bicyclists..." thread, I was reminded of how one of the true legends dealt with those menaces to cyclists who wield lethal weapons weighing two tons or more.

http://danenet.wicip.org/bcp/spike.html

Or in text format:
http://linux.stevens-tech.edu/kmh/spike.bike.all.txt

DreaminJohn
12-06-2005, 12:09 PM
Thanks for posting.

William
12-07-2005, 05:01 AM
Hey, if you can't beat them....

I routinely have a two car escort armed to the teeth to accompany me on my rides. Two M-60's, a shotgun team, rocket propelled grenade launchers, oil dispersion capabilities and flame throwers mounted fore and aft....just above the Cow Catchers.

I ride in bliss while mayhem and destruction go on around me. There's nothing like a ride and the smell of Napalm in the morning.....it smells like...like...a Meivichi (sp? :rolleyes: ).


William ;)

shaq-d
12-07-2005, 11:39 AM
the horror...the horror...