Rapha Lapha

[jpw]

http://internationale.teamjva.com/

[cdn_bacon]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Great Friday Funny...

"Nothing shows how tough you are like a mouth hanging wide open"

[Lewis Moon]

Jeebus. Very nice send up of Hipster Bike Chic.

[ptourkin]

http://internationale.teamjva.com/?product=taint-paint

It’s well known by those who know that Jens has a tungsten-carbide taint. He’ll stick a piece of 46 grade emery cloth to his race chamois because he likes the tickle. For the rest of us mere mortals, there’s JVA Taint Paint.

Hand-crafted by nubile wood nymphs in JVA’s secret Oregon research facility, JVA Taint Paint is like a tender smooch to your saddle-weary gooch. Available in whimsical Bacon-Cheddar and Salmon Mousse flavour, and in both coarse and fine grit.

JVA Taint Paint: Don’t let the road do a number on your chode.

Oh, and we’re really going to make this. Seriously. We are in with the Oregon hippie skincare mafia, and they totally have our backs. Check back for details on where and how to buy.

[bikerboy337]

Love the Flavor Flaps... great idea! ;)

Someone had some time on their hands... but very very funny...

[cfox]

This is like 3 or 4 years old...but still funny. I do find it curious that these guys went through so much trouble to create such an elaborate spoof of a...(tiny) bike clothing company.

[mktng]

Oh Rapha. They deserve every bit of this haha.

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . a Kool Kidz production!

"Influencers Only

Check out some of the fun events
that you weren't invited to. Or visit
our "commoners corner" for some
weekly rides that we'll let you attend."

:p

BBD

[binxnyrwarrsoul]

Oh Rapha. They deserve every bit of this haha.

I bet they laughed the loudest.

Mockery (around my joint called ball breaking) is the sincerest form of flattery, IMO.

[LegendRider]

This link has a video of a presentation re: Rapha marketing (non-satire!)

http://www.psfk.com/2013/03/james-fairbank-rapha-psfk-2013.html#.UVM9G5W5DtY.twitter