OT...Retiring when your clientele list "dries up".

[firerescuefin]

Couldn't resist ;)


http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/03/13/twin-prostitutes-louise-martine-fokkens-retirement-70-pictures_n_2867068.html

[thwart]

... oh, man... :eek:

There are so many possibilities here, I don't know where to start.

[sg8357]

"A whore should be judged by the same criteria as other, professionals offering services for pay--such as dentists, lawyers, hairdressers, physicians, plumbers, etc. Is she professionally competent? Does she give good measure? Is she honest with her clients? It is possible that the percentage of honest and competent whores is higher than that of plumbers and much higher than that of lawyers. And enormously higher than that of professors."

R.A. Heinlein

[roydyates]

Identical twin sisters Louise and Martine Fokkens have clocked up more than 50 years each between the sheets – sleeping with a combined total of 355,000 men.

That's 3550 tricks per person per year, roughly 10 tricks per person per day (excluding major holidays) for 50 years. :eek:

[terry]

Wilt was a rookie compared to these two.

[cash05458]

guess you can't buy WD-40 in Holland...:cool:

[tiretrax]

I wonder if Fokken is an assumed name. Hollywood can't make a better story.