You just can't make this stuff up . . .

[BumbleBeeDave]

Take a look HERE (http://road.cc/content/news/77536-danish-police-seek-man-who-repeatedly-masturbates-womans-bicycle-saddle). :eek:

That is all. I'm afraid if I say any more I'll have to ban myself. ;)

BBD

[Cat3roadracer]

Dave, it has only been five occasions. Give a guy a break.

[alessandro]

As Sir Bradley would say,

bone-idle wanker.

[Cat3roadracer]

"Her decency has been violated on some kind of level"

Yes, she spent $300 on that Brooks Ti saddle

[Louis]

http://www.evanscycles.com/product_image/image/3aa/b42/051/43226/product_page/brooks-proofide-saddle-treatment.jpg

[rphetteplace]

this is soooo getting forwarded to our office in Denmark with a note that says "it was you wasn't it Frank"

[paedalas]

Or maybe as Armstrong would say "It ain't about the bike"

[Vientomas]

The article increased my vocabulary.

[nighthawk]

Sure glad "onanist" is in my vocabulary now. :(

[MattTuck]

I was expecting more antics from lance. that would have been better.

[avalonracing]

Sure glad "onanist" is in my vocabulary now. :(

Better in your vocab than on an arrest report... Or job description.

[gdw]

"serial bicycle-seat wanker":eek:

[Bud_E]

Take a look HERE (http://road.cc/content/news/77536-danish-police-seek-man-who-repeatedly-masturbates-womans-bicycle-saddle). :eek:

That is all. I'm afraid if I say any more I'll have to ban myself. ;)

BBD

Hey c'mon ! Don't knock it until you've tried it !

[Steve in SLO]

Talking about jumping to conclusions...maybe he has his 'afternoon delight' elsewhere and just transports his results there. Either way, he seems to have a gap in knowledge on how to properly procreate.

[sc53]

Remember when the pervs would just sniff the seat? This is over the top. :(

[vqdriver]

WAIT.
WAIT.
WAIT.

JUST HOLD UP.

AM I UNDERSTANDING THIS CORRECTLY?!?!?!


People in Denmark still read newspapers?????

[roguedog]

Maybe its his way of saying "I'd ride that" ...

:help:

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . he's just a BIG fan of that bike brand? I've gotten excited over some custom bikes before. But nothing quite THIS enthusiastic. :rolleyes:

BBD

[nighthawk]

$10 well spent:
http://harriscyclery.net/merchant/370/images/large/sa002.jpg

[fiamme red]

"The Anonymous Onanists" -- as Dave Barry says, WBAGNFARB (would be a good name for a rock band). :)

[ultraman6970]

Lol

[cdn_bacon]

http://www.evanscycles.com/product_image/image/3aa/b42/051/43226/product_page/brooks-proofide-saddle-treatment.jpg

Well played.

coffee splatter on my keyboard from laughter

well played.

[torquer]

The article increased my vocabulary.
"Onanist" or "wanker"? The alpha and omega of put-downs.

At least if they catch the guy, they'll have a DNA sample.

[Louis]

BTW, today in the NYT comment section for a story on Rand Paul’s filibuster of the nominee for head of the CIA, someone said that the whole filibuster was nothing more than “verbal onanism.”

[2LeftCleats]

Why do they assume it's a single guy. Maybe it's a group of admirers. C*m chums, if you will.

[dd74]

Maybe I'll skip dinner, or at least the salad dressing.

[2LeftCleats]

Lovin Seatful?

Sorry--Couldn't help flogging a dead dolphin.

[bart998]

$10 well spent:
http://harriscyclery.net/merchant/370/images/large/sa002.jpg

Step 1: Park bike and cover seat liberallly with Ben-Gay or Pepper spray.

Step 2: Clean seat before riding home and use this cover.

(This assumes a vinyl saddle that can be cleaned thoroughly.)