cyclocross... drinking... cyclocross... drinking...

[thwart]

Not as hilarious as the cyclist cartoon mentioned elsewhere here, but if you see yourself in this, well...

http://www.bikeradar.com/news/article/10-ways-cyclocross-is-like-heavy-drinking-36164/

[gavingould]

yup, pretty much.

"alcohol: the cause of, and solution to... all of life's problems"