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GuyGadois
11-05-2012, 08:38 PM
Evidentially, even the podium girls were using performance enhancers. Like Lance, I never saw this one coming. They had their own chemical culture, and even omertà. No one ever spoke of it (except for a few whispers from the crowd), and if a podium girl did get caught, she was forced to insist 'they are too real!' Or she would never work again in the pro peloton.

Although saline bags were found with different nicknames attached, no one could identify who 'topsy' and 'robusto' were and nothing ever came of Operation Pontoon.

Rumor has it some were even forced into marriage with a pro cyclists!!

Losing Faith,

Guy Gadois

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7272/8159799952_8dcfc68df8_b.jpg

dancinkozmo
11-05-2012, 08:40 PM
Yikes !! The one on the left needs a nosejob

Bob Loblaw
11-05-2012, 08:41 PM
I m shocked. SHOCKED I say. I don't know what to believe in anymore.

BL

spiderman
11-05-2012, 08:42 PM
I really get your double entendre!?!

firerescuefin
11-05-2012, 08:44 PM
Yikes !! The one on the left needs a nosejob

I'm sure you'd kick her off your tandem:rolleyes:

BumbleBeeDave
11-05-2012, 08:46 PM
She has a nose?

:rolleyes:

Yikes !! The one on the left needs a nosejob

dancinkozmo
11-05-2012, 08:47 PM
I'm sure you'd kick her off your tandem:rolleyes:

....flaring nostrils, cro magnum brow...must be from florida

coylifut
11-05-2012, 08:53 PM
it's the Amgen TDC. Of course they are enhanced.

chismog
11-05-2012, 10:05 PM
This thread needs more pictures to illustrate the point. :eek:

eippo1
11-05-2012, 10:42 PM
Exactly what I was hoping for with the subject. Well done! Needs more examples of the culprits, though. The pic of Ullrich checking to see the evidence from way back would be one that comes to mind. I'll see if I can dig it up.

Steve in SLO
11-05-2012, 10:56 PM
Exactly what I was hoping for with the subject. Well done! Needs more examples of the culprits, though. The pic of Ullrich checking to see the evidence from way back would be one that comes to mind. I'll see if I can dig it up.
Just as one would suspect...performance enhancements were carefully covered up back in the day. Note the suspicious cropping on this one.

jlwdm
11-05-2012, 11:18 PM
This is the Tour de France not the Tour de USA. Thus, the podium girls are not so enhanced and better looking.

The post seems way off base.

Jeff

Louis
11-05-2012, 11:27 PM
They never, ever failed a single test.

Steve in SLO
11-05-2012, 11:32 PM
This is the Tour de France not the Tour de USA. Thus, the podium girls are not so enhanced and better looking.

The post seems way off base.

Jeff
Please read the sash covering the blonde's 'assets'.

rustychisel
11-05-2012, 11:34 PM
maths test, literacy test... yes but one married George. Not to get personal, but, but, but.... I'm struggling here.

And Anne Marie married Stuart O'Grady, but she was a Tour Downunder podium girl. Thank God they didn't name their firstborn Grady.

gdw
11-05-2012, 11:38 PM
"This is the Tour de France not the Tour de USA. Thus, the podium girls are not so enhanced and better looking."

An American podium girl at the tour. Methinks she's as pretty as any of the frog eaters finest.

Louis
11-05-2012, 11:42 PM
An American podium girl at the tour. Methinks she's as pretty as any of the frog eaters finest.

That's Laura Antoine, who just happens to be from St Louis.

But I don't think she's ever been anywhere near one of the local races...

pdmtong
11-05-2012, 11:44 PM
FWIW I met both of the ladies in question at the solvang TT that year.

GuyGadois
11-06-2012, 12:12 AM
FWIW I met both of the ladies in question at the solvang TT that year.

AHHHHH HA! Watch out you may summend as a witness as someone who handeled and tampered with the evidence.

:eek::eek:

soulspinner
11-06-2012, 05:57 AM
....flaring nostrils, cro magnum brow...must be from florida

:hello: well played

jlwdm
11-06-2012, 09:20 PM
"This is the Tour de France not the Tour de USA. Thus, the podium girls are not so enhanced and better looking."

An American podium girl at the tour. Methinks she's as pretty as any of the frog eaters finest.

Really???? I don't see it.

Jeff

jlwdm
11-06-2012, 09:25 PM
Please read the sash covering the blonde's 'assets'.

Whoops. When I think of podium girls i automatically think of Europe. US has always been the minor leagues for podium girls -and for bike races.

Jeff

pdmtong
11-09-2012, 10:38 PM
FWIW I met both of the ladies in question at the solvang TT that year.

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ultraman6970
11-09-2012, 11:02 PM
What about this one?

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2372/2414003494_069f396d55.jpg

Steve in SLO
11-10-2012, 12:02 AM
Although not strictly podium girls, umbrella girls can be pretty friendly and cute, as my son found out several years ago:

pdmtong
11-10-2012, 12:10 AM
Although not strictly podium girls, umbrella girls can be pretty friendly and cute, as my son found out several years ago:

the last UG I saw at sea otter had a sunburn between her ____. not a good look

Louis
11-10-2012, 12:20 AM
Although not strictly podium girls, umbrella girls can be pretty friendly and cute,

And jailbait...

Steve in SLO
11-10-2012, 01:36 AM
And jailbait...

Well then, good thing he was more interested in the Yamaha Factory Race Team semi-truck than in the girls.

vqdriver
11-10-2012, 03:44 AM
Ok. Sorry guys but am I the only one that thought the first pic was censored?

binxnyrwarrsoul
11-10-2012, 03:50 AM
Whoops. When I think of podium girls i automatically think of Europe. US has always been the minor leagues for podium girls -and for bike races.

Jeff

US podium girls = Stripper chic. Yawn.

bikinchris
11-10-2012, 12:05 PM
This guy seems to like the American podium girls:

http://www.eaglewheel.us/images/Bicycle%20racing/ST7/09AmgenTourST7_9007.jpg