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10-31-2012, 12:34 AM
....a hollow weenie ...:banana:
Cheers :) be safe today

Thanks capt.kangaroo for the joke

10-31-2012, 06:09 AM
i needed a chuckle this morning, thanks fixed. happy halloween!

10-31-2012, 07:18 AM


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10-31-2012, 07:38 AM
Did you guys hear about corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines.

(Credit/blame to my friend Jude)

10-31-2012, 07:41 AM

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.

Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? [This one is so bad that it's actually quite good!] Bootiques.

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck.

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich.

What do you call a witch in the desert? A sandwitch.

What does a vampire fear the most? Tooth decay.

Where did the vampire open his savings account? At a blood bank.

Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash [!].

What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern? A plumpkin.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hoblin goblin.

Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a goblin!

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.

10-31-2012, 07:43 AM
"On Halloween night, parents send their kids out looking like me."
~ Rodney Dangerfield