Musing Chicken

[William]

http://www.erlang.co.za/images/crazy_chicken.jpg



Evryone needs a daily dose of Chicken humor. :banana: As my O'le Granpappy used to say; "a chicken a day keeps the flies away......if you catch my meanin boy!!":D
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The Colonel

[Kevin]

William,

The cartoon was cute but I think you need to start eating red meat.

Kevin

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . reminds me of Sandy and Kevan out on a ride. Can’t figure out which one is which, though . . .

Thank you, Colonel!

BBD

[Kevan]

I'm the young handsome one.



Oh, and I don't eat flies.

[William]

http://www.themediadrome.com/Images/food/colonel_sanders.gif
Red Meat? Son, not on your life. Do you know how much undigested read meat is sitting in your intestines right now? Ay ca-rumba! Take a look at my friend Chucky Chicken. Not the sharpest knife in the kitchen but he'll do almost anything you tell him to. Chickens are loyal but not real bright. :rolleyes:

Subservient Chicken (http://www.subservientchicken.com/)


The Colonel

PS: You are most welcome Beeman. ;)

[dirtdigger88]

http://www.uloixia.com/thumbnails/meatchick-14.jpg


jason

[Dr. Doofus]

chicken choking above?

[dirtdigger88]

http://www.gigglechick.com/images/leo_choking_chicken.jpg

yup- chicken choking

Jason

[William]

http://www.uloixia.com/thumbnails/meatchick-14.jpg


jason

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Mr. Dirt,
I take it you didn't like my offer of all the free Original Recipe Chicken you could eat to not post the pictures? :confused:


The Colonel

[Dr. Doofus]

when all you can get is a fat cow to do the choking....

dang

[TimB]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

[dirtdigger88]

http://www.e-clipse.com/tiffany/tiffchoking.gif

Any Better?

I guess a fat cow choking your chicken is slightly better than choking it yourself. . . isnt it?

Jason

[Dr. Doofus]

now she's just big-boned ;)

must be belgian....

[dirtdigger88]

I like my chickens to be clean shaven

http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/chicken_no_feathers.jpg

Jason

[Kevan]

Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son.... a flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

[dirtdigger88]

mean mean colonel. . .

http://www.nakedprotesters.com/public-nudity/peta-chick-torture.jpg

http://www.peta.org/automation/pamKFCnews.jpg


Jason

[Dr. Doofus]

those pics aren't posting...at least not here

[William]

mean mean colonel. . .

http://www.nakedprotesters.com/public-nudity/peta-chick-torture.jpg

http://www.peta.org/automation/pamKFCnews.jpg


Jason

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Like my good southern neighbor Fog Horn Leg Horn says, "Two half nuthins is a WHOLE nuthin!!" :p

The Colonel

[dirtdigger88]

dude- thems bigger than halfs

Jason

[manet]

Noticing his hens weren’t laying many eggs; a farmer decided that he must buy a new cockerel.
At the supply shop, the assistant offered him a particularly randy cockerel and warned the farmer that the bird was absolutely sex-obsessed. Insisting this was just what he needed, the farmer bought the cockerel and took it home.
Back at the farm, the cockerel immediately had his way with all the hens.
Still raring to go, he went over to a nearby pond and had his wicked way with the ducks and after that the geese.
This behaviour continued throughout the week until the farmer found the cockerel flat out in the yard, with buzzards circling overhead.
"Serves you right, you filthy thing," said the farmer.
Pointing up at the sky the cockerel winked and whispered, "Shhh."

[dirtdigger88]

http://webcdi.com/humor/images/ChickenO.jpg

jason

[manet]

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.chocolatemold.net/photogallery/photo00011595/egg-rabbitonbike.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.chocolatemold.net/eggs.htm&h=100&w=63&sz=3&tbnid=SJeEMvjnnSsJ:&tbnh=77&tbnw=48&hl=en&start=62&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbicycle%2Begg%26start%3D60%26svnum%3D 10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26sa%3DN

scroll down _ theyz a bunny on a bike egg

[Kevin]

mean mean colonel. . .

http://www.nakedprotesters.com/public-nudity/peta-chick-torture.jpg

http://www.peta.org/automation/pamKFCnews.jpg


Jason

I'll take breasts and thighs, you can keep the wings.

Kevin

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . Dadoo and Doris when we REALLY need them? :rolleyes:

BBDave

[William]

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Oh, the Colonels favorite show is back! Amuses me to no end.

Super Chicken (http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/sounds/super-chicken/theme-full.wav)

Charge! (http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/sounds/super-chicken/chickencharge.wav)

Reality (http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/sounds/super-chicken/theme-full.wav)

Get the Bucket ready, time for the show...


The Colonel