William
09-17-2012, 08:05 AM
Enjoy you bunch of artless clapper-clawed applejohns!:D;):)
Shakespeare Insult Kit
Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou":
Column 1............Column 2............Column 3
artless................base-court..........apple-john
bawdy................bat-fowling...........baggage
beslubbering.......beef-witted...........barnacle
bootless.............beetle-headed........bladder
churlish..............boil-brained...........boar-pig
cockered...........clapper-clawed........bugbear
clouted..............clay-brained...........bum-bailey
craven..............common-kissing.....canker-blossom
currish..............crook-pated...........clack-dish
dankish.............dismal-dreaming.....clotpole
dissembling........dizzy-eyed............coxcomb
droning..............doghearted...........codpiece
errant...............dread-bolted..........death-token
fawning.............earth-vexing..........dewberry
fobbing..............elf-skinned...........flap-dragon
froward.............fat-kidneyed.........flax-wench
frothy................fen-sucked............flirt-gill
gleeking.............flap-mouthed........foot-licker
goatish..............fly-bitten..............fustilarian
gorbellied..........folly-fallen............giglet
impertinent.........fool-born.............gudgeon
infectious............full-gorged..........haggard
jarring................guts-griping.........harpy
loggerheaded......half-faced...........hedge-pig
lumpish..............hasty-witted.......horn-beast
mammering........hedge-born........hugger-mugger
mangled.............hell-hated..........joithead
mewling.............idle-headed........lewdster
paunchy.............ill-breeding.........lout
pribbling.............ill-nurtured..........maggot-pie
puking................knotty-pated........malt-worm
puny...............milk-livered.............mammet
qualling...........motley-minded........measle
rank................onion-eyed.............minnow
reeky...............plume-plucked.......miscreant
roguish.............pottle-deep...........moldwarp
ruttish.............pox-marked...........mumble-news
saucy...............reeling-ripe...........nut-hook
spleeny............rough-hewn...........pigeon-egg
spongy.............rude-growing........pignut
surly................rump-fed..............puttock
tottering............shard-borne.........pumpion
unmuzzled.........sheep-biting........ratsbane
vain...................spur-galled.........scut
venomed............swag-bellied.......skainsmate
villainous............tardy-gaited.......strumpet
warped..............tickle-brained......varlot
wayward............toad-spotted.......vassal
weedy...............unchin-snouted....whey-face
yeasty...............weather-bitten.....wagtail
William
Shakespeare Insult Kit
Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou":
Column 1............Column 2............Column 3
artless................base-court..........apple-john
bawdy................bat-fowling...........baggage
beslubbering.......beef-witted...........barnacle
bootless.............beetle-headed........bladder
churlish..............boil-brained...........boar-pig
cockered...........clapper-clawed........bugbear
clouted..............clay-brained...........bum-bailey
craven..............common-kissing.....canker-blossom
currish..............crook-pated...........clack-dish
dankish.............dismal-dreaming.....clotpole
dissembling........dizzy-eyed............coxcomb
droning..............doghearted...........codpiece
errant...............dread-bolted..........death-token
fawning.............earth-vexing..........dewberry
fobbing..............elf-skinned...........flap-dragon
froward.............fat-kidneyed.........flax-wench
frothy................fen-sucked............flirt-gill
gleeking.............flap-mouthed........foot-licker
goatish..............fly-bitten..............fustilarian
gorbellied..........folly-fallen............giglet
impertinent.........fool-born.............gudgeon
infectious............full-gorged..........haggard
jarring................guts-griping.........harpy
loggerheaded......half-faced...........hedge-pig
lumpish..............hasty-witted.......horn-beast
mammering........hedge-born........hugger-mugger
mangled.............hell-hated..........joithead
mewling.............idle-headed........lewdster
paunchy.............ill-breeding.........lout
pribbling.............ill-nurtured..........maggot-pie
puking................knotty-pated........malt-worm
puny...............milk-livered.............mammet
qualling...........motley-minded........measle
rank................onion-eyed.............minnow
reeky...............plume-plucked.......miscreant
roguish.............pottle-deep...........moldwarp
ruttish.............pox-marked...........mumble-news
saucy...............reeling-ripe...........nut-hook
spleeny............rough-hewn...........pigeon-egg
spongy.............rude-growing........pignut
surly................rump-fed..............puttock
tottering............shard-borne.........pumpion
unmuzzled.........sheep-biting........ratsbane
vain...................spur-galled.........scut
venomed............swag-bellied.......skainsmate
villainous............tardy-gaited.......strumpet
warped..............tickle-brained......varlot
wayward............toad-spotted.......vassal
weedy...............unchin-snouted....whey-face
yeasty...............weather-bitten.....wagtail
William