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fiamme red
09-12-2012, 12:18 PM
Funny post by Kent Peterson:

http://kentsbike.blogspot.com/2012/09/so-i-went-automobile-shopping.html

Eventually the car fellow noticed me and asked if I had any questions. “Oh yes,” I assured him I had plenty of questions. “I'm looking to buy a car,” I began.

“NASCAR or Formula One?” the fellow queried.

“Excuse me?”

“What kind of racing are you going to do?” the man asked.

“Uhm, I wasn't thinking of racing, more like maybe driving to the store. I understand people do that?”

The man sighed. “Well,” he explained, sadly, “you could do that. I mean, some people do, but once you get a car, you'll want to race. You're really better off getting something race-worthy to start with.”

sg8357
09-12-2012, 12:55 PM
Kent: I really like that bike, when can I take it home.

Sales: Delivery time is about 5 years, unless you are
a member of a Military Religious order, then it is 6 months.

Kent: Not being a Templar, I take the Civia instead.

Ken Robb
09-12-2012, 01:01 PM
Won't Grant Petersen LOVE this piece? I surely did. :banana:

jr59
09-12-2012, 01:09 PM
very well done! :hello: