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stuttgart6
09-19-2005, 05:18 PM
Hello,

This is Dadoo in Luxembourg.

Yesterday late afterPM , myself and young son Felix went onto our bikes to go for a ride.

A farmer was by driving huis van from the old cremery and past by me and hit me by the leg. I now got a braken leg in a kast and wis pins in it. Felix is okay.

I am to be in the Hôpital for more days to fixing my leg. It is much pane. Please rite to me and I will feel more better.

We have a say it here "don't eat what you can't find". And I beleeve it too.

Please says hello to me,

Dadoo

Hôpital du Centre Ardenne
Avenue d'Houffalize, 35
6800 Libramont
Tel. 061/23.81.11
Fax 061/23.81.00

BumbleBeeDave
09-19-2005, 05:40 PM
. . . that this really, truly SUCKS, as we say in the States!!!

Did this, uh, MORON--yeah, that's the right word!--even realize he had hit you? Did he stop?

I am so glad your son is OK! But it also sucks that he had to watch this happen and will now probably be scared to ride on the street . . . .

My thoughts are with you and I hope you get out of that %&$* hospital very soon!

BBDave

Ray
09-19-2005, 07:37 PM
Hang in there Dadoo. I hope you mend well and quickly and that your son isn't too upset to continue riding his bike.

-Ray

NicaDog
09-19-2005, 07:51 PM
What a bummer! I hope that the farmer at least stopped and
helped you out.
Here's to a quick recovery.

David

Tom Byrnes
09-19-2005, 08:55 PM
Dadoo,

I am also sad to hear of your accident. I wish you a very quick and full recovery.

Tom

Wayne77
09-19-2005, 09:37 PM
Hang in there brother. Stick around for awhile - There's lots o' fun to be had around here! :D

Best wishes with the Recovery.

Wayne

Brian Smith
09-19-2005, 10:05 PM
Dadoo -
This is terrible. I hope that soon your leg is as strong as ever. Four days is a long time in hospital. It must be a big van or a lazy farmer who drives the van. Now I think you have to be the big man and not lazy in therapy. I hope that soon you can commence your diet including Vitamin B and Vitamin V (Bicycle and Velo.)
I see that you are in Libramont. One of my most favorite bike rides ever was a trip from Gare Libramont to Bastogne, and then up to Liege. I almost did not have enough money to get on the train in Liege back to Luxembourg, including bike pass, but the 5F sausage outside the Gare was worth it.
When I arrived in Luxembourg after 23:30, my girlfriend was not very excited.

I hope you recover quickly.

67-59
09-19-2005, 10:27 PM
Best wishes for a quick recovery.

Skrawny
09-19-2005, 11:22 PM
Hey Dadoo,
I hope you're riding again soon.
-s

700 x 23c
09-20-2005, 09:35 AM
feel better and have a speedy recovery.

stuttgart6
09-24-2005, 07:56 AM
Hi all,

I hope that I am posting this in the correct area.

I am Doris a friend of Dadoo's wife and they have asked me to send this email. I was born in the USA and lived there until I was 26 and have been living here in Luxembourg for the last 20 odd years. Yes, they have been 20 odd years alright.

This is a nice little country but I miss home (USA). They have some very strange ways and customs but it's quite modern and clean. I think Karl Marx was born about 12 miles over the Luxembourg border in Germany. There have been a few Olympic champs over the years and some guy also won a tournament one time for fishing, if you can believe that. We get lots of television from the USA, France, Germany and Britain and Croatia. There is a cartoon show for kids which is devoted to "lederhosen" if you can believe that. There is nothing "special" or exciting about it so I call it "Luxem-bored".
My kids and Dadoo's are friends.


Anyway I'm hoping that I can clarify this situation because there have been some misunderstandings as well as several very questionable comments made.

First of all there was some comments that these posts were with the intention of extracting money from forum members. Can someone please show me where there was any such solicitation? There wasn't and isn't!

The suspicion of some members is quite amazing. Several tried to play "detective" by trying to figure out some things related to Germany, probably because Dadoo's user name is "stuttgart6". Dadoo mentioned right at the outset that he is from the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg. It's there at the beginning of these messages. He also mentioned that he got the name "stuttgart6" from his late uncle Dieter who lived in Germany.

Having read the various posts, it seems thaT most people have been very supportive but several people need to re-read the earlier posts to get clear about their allegations.

Dadoo is beginning to feel somewhat better though he's had a bad infection and was delirious with fever. He couldn't seem to stop talking about this "Serotta" thing. He even made a poem about it. He is looking forward to doing his own posting soon, but I will be the transcriber for the next few days.

I must go now but please send any messages you might have.


Thanks and auf wiedersehen,

Doris

RABikes2
09-24-2005, 08:05 AM
Please tell Dadoo that he is wished a speedy recovery and we will look forward to his future posts. Thank you Doris for keeping us informed.

Best regards to his wife and family. I hope that his son who was with him is doing okay.

RA

BumbleBeeDave
09-24-2005, 02:54 PM
If this is indeed all serious and Dadoo really is hurt, then of course my sympathy to him as I expressed earlier in the thread.

I just want you to understand, though, that I have been on this forum for almost two and a half years and have seen my share of people coming onto the forum and trying to “put one over” on the rest of us at various times. Sometimes it is just to have some fun and sometimes it seems to be to vent some sort of twisted hostility toward the forum, Serotta, or cyclists in general. Sometimes the goal is, indeed, to con someone out of some money--though I certainly didn’t get the impression of that here. I’m very surprised that others did.

Some of the other forum members I have met in person at various functions and I am proud to call them my friends. Other I have only met here, but I have seen so much of their writing that I have a good impression of their personality and I consider them my friends, too. But with someone who has only so recently joined the forum, it is naturally a bit difficult to believe it when they make some sort of extraordinary claim because I literally don’t know anythnig about them.

I think that’s what is at work here. Some things about this thread just do not ring true to those of us here--the majority--who view things through the frame of reference of living here in the US. Maybe doctors DO share patient info more readily in Europe, but that’s a big taboo here in the States. So we view it with some skepticism.

Unfortunately, aside from posting a photo of Dadoo in his hospital bed, I’m not sure how this can be settled definitively, since photos these days can be easily faked, too.

So for the moment, I will reverse my belief yet again and take this at face value and wish Dadoo a speedy recovery. I hope when he is well enough he can come back to talk with us and tell us firsthand about his experience and recovery.

BBDave

sunninho
09-24-2005, 03:29 PM
Wow, I guess I won't ever post my bike accidents on this forum, unless I qualify it with a video of the actual accident :eek:

Dadoo, best wishes for a quick recovery and I'm thankful nothing else happened to you or your son. About the delusions and the "Serotta" thing, let's hope it was a temporary condition. Is your Serotta OK, by the way??

Kevin
09-24-2005, 03:56 PM
I didn't see where in the thread that anyone was questioning the accident until his neighbor made a posting. I hope that everyone recovers.

Kevin

RABikes2
09-25-2005, 08:21 AM
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Argos
09-25-2005, 08:39 AM
RA..

There is a significant difference between someone such as yourself that has over 350 posts and a relationship with members of the board compared to a guy that has 8 or 9 posts, some of which disclose medical info, posted by his Doctor, his Nurse, and a family friend.

C'mon

jpw
09-25-2005, 08:50 AM
This thread is becoming tiresome.

stuttgart6
09-27-2005, 12:23 PM
Hello,

This is Doris again (the friend of Dadoo and his family).

Dadoo wanted me to tell you that he appreciates all of the support he has received fronm this group.

I will be posting for him in the meantime until he is able to sit at a desk with a computer. He had a very bad fever for a few days because he had an infection in his leg but seems to be doing better now.

He is having his dinner right now consisting of:

Potato Soup
Meat and wine aspic
Potato Dumplings

He cannot eat anything too dense because his stomach is very delicate.

So, that is his story right now and he hopes to hear from all of you.


Thank you,

Doris

stuttgart6
09-28-2005, 01:54 PM
Hello all,

Dadoo wants me to send you his regards and wants me to explain something to you.

We have received several private emails wondering about why we had posted the various menu items on the list. The reason is that Luxembourg is considered to be a great place for cuisine and all fine foods and we are so used to telling each other about what we will be having for dinner.

For example this evening Dadoo had:

Potato soup (again)
Buckwheat Dumplings with Fennel Seed
Gingerbread cookies


As I had mentioned to you yesterday, Dadoo has a very "sensitive" stomach and can't yet handle any heavy foods like meat and wine pie.

Over here we have lots of pride in our foods. Many fine restaurants.


Regards from Dadoo to all of you.

Doris

Wayne77
09-28-2005, 03:08 PM
I vote this thread get's the "most surreal" award for the year.

Dadoo, (you get benefit of the doubt) Get better soon and please post your recipe for wine pie when you are well - I'm dying to know what's in it.

Andreu
09-28-2005, 03:10 PM
My guess..

Wine and
pie crust.
A :) :p

Zard
09-28-2005, 03:49 PM
I have somehow become addicted to Dadoo. He's like a little blast of heroin. Once you get some you can't get enough.

Dadoo reminds me a little of the green alien that only Fred Flinstone could see.

Does anyone remember his name?

Is the Jerk behind all this?

flydhest
09-28-2005, 03:55 PM
I have somehow become addicted to Dadoo. He's like a little blast of heroin. Once you get some you can't get enough.

Dadoo reminds me a little of the green alien that only Fred Flinstone could see.

Does anyone remember his name?



Do you mean, The Great Gazoo?

Zard
09-28-2005, 04:09 PM
That's it. The Great Gazoo. The Great Dadoo. Coincidence? I think not.

We really don't know if he exists.

Godspeed Dadoo on your recovery.

William
09-28-2005, 04:22 PM
That's it. The Great Gazoo. The Great Dadoo. Coincidence? I think not.

We really don't know if he exists.

Godspeed Dadoo on your recovery.
http://www.lasvegasmercury.com/2004/MERC-Jun-24-Thu-2004/photos/guest.jpg

William ;)

stuttgart6
09-28-2005, 04:49 PM
Hello,

This is Doris on behalf of Dadoo again,

I am enclosing a recipe for meat and wine pie which I found on the Internet.

http://www.godecookery.com/begrec/begrec19.htm

It is similar to the way we make it here but we use a LOT of fat and butter because that helps to make it richer. Some people also add nettles and fennel seeds and even caraway seeds.

Good night,

Doris




I vote this thread get's the "most surreal" award for the year.

Dadoo, (you get benefit of the doubt) Get better soon and please post your recipe for wine pie when you are well - I'm dying to know what's in it.

93legendti
09-28-2005, 04:51 PM
I have somehow become addicted to Dadoo. He's like a little blast of heroin. Once you get some you can't get enough.

Dadoo reminds me a little of the green alien that only Fred Flinstone could see.

Does anyone remember his name?

Is the Jerk behind all this?

The Great Kazoo, Wazoo or Gazoo? :)

JohnS
09-28-2005, 04:54 PM
Hello,

This is Doris on behalf of Dadoo again,

I am enclosing a recipe for meat and wine pie which I found on the Internet.

http://www.godecookery.com/begrec/begrec19.htm

It is similar to the way we make it here but we use a LOT of fat and butter because that helps to make it richer. Some people also add nettles and fennel seeds and even caraway seeds.

Good night,

Doris
No wonder he's got a delicate stomach. All that fat and cholesterol just forming a big indigestible blob in his stomach. Yeccchhh!!!

Brian Smith
09-28-2005, 06:53 PM
Maybe if there is one good thing to come from Dadoo's accident, it is that Doris keeps us aware of his condition and entertained while he is unable.
I keep checking back in at the forum just to see if "stuttgart6" has posted, and to see if there are any new gallery images....

Best wishes for Dadoo, and thanks to Doris.

bostondrunk
09-28-2005, 07:13 PM
I think it is the jerk or e-ritchie.
:) :beer:

mtflycaster
09-28-2005, 11:42 PM
Don't some of you think it is weird that most of the Dadoo posts are coming in at 8 to 12 at night Luxembourg time?

Anyone have Dadoo's direct email address?

stuttgart6
09-29-2005, 06:18 AM
>mtflycaster Don't some of you think it is weird that most of the Dadoo posts >are coming in at 8 to 12 at night Luxembourg time?

Why do you find that time to be weird?

>Anyone have Dadoo's direct email address?

stuttgart6@lycos.com

mtflycaster, I don't get your questions.


Doris

keno
09-29-2005, 07:39 AM
I am concerned about Dadoo's ability to pay his hospital bills despite the protestations of Miss Doris to the idea that some on this forum have surfaced that this thread is about money. Luxembourg is a very expensive place to live as indicated by the fact that its per capita GDP is nearly 150% of that in the United States. Hospital bills must be a bear.

I recently received the following announcement:

"OYKEIKKAUS NETHERLANDS
SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY
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2053 DS AMSTERDAM,
HOLLAND

2005 EMAIL BALLOTING
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FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTION MANAGER
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REF NO: BTL/4910X1/04
BATCH NO: 12/25/0304

AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION/ FINAL NOTICE
National Holland Lottery wishes to inform you the results of the E-mail address ballot lottery international program held on 20th of september, 2005. Your email address was attached to ticket number 56475600545-188, with serial number 5388/02 drew with lucky numbers 43-11-44-37-10-43, and consequently Won the lottery in the (A) category. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from Microsoft users from company and individual email addresses.You have therefore been approved a lump sum of US$ 1,200,000.00 (One Million Two Hundred United States Dollars)Be advice to keep your winning information
confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program, For the release of your winning, kindly contact your claims agent:
================================================== =========
THE CLAIMS AGENTS!!
Prize Remittance Dept,
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(Claims Manager)
EMAIL: mrsj_douglas@myway.com"

I do not need this money, as I recently accepted an offer from a Nigerian National paying considerably more money, and am willing to assign my winnings to Dadoo strictly for the payment of his hospital bills, Miss Doris's per diem, and meals while in the hospital whether prepared there or on a take-out basis. I will rely on the advice of others on this forum as to how to proceed. I feel that it is the least that I can do for this suffering individual. Indicentally, since the Netherlands is involved here and given its relationship to Luxembourg I feel that this money belongs in Luxembourg. You know the old saying; global money to local purposes.

Incidentally, I have concluded that Dadoo is quite an important person, as I have done a white pages search under his real name, I can only assume, provided me in a PM and there is no listing for it in Luxembourg. Who, but an important person, would have an unlisted number in Luxembourg?

Well, time for a mocha latte and pork fat sandwich before I go for my physical this morning.

keno

William
09-29-2005, 07:50 AM
http://www.lasvegasmercury.com/2004/MERC-Jun-24-Thu-2004/photos/guest.jpg

stuttgart6
09-29-2005, 07:58 AM
Hello there Keno.

I mostly detect some sarcasam from you on this matter and so did Dadoo.

He wanted to say that you seem to be a very different person than the one who responded to him privately last week.

For your information, Dadoo comes from a prominent family here (and yes he has a private phone number) and does not need any money from these Dutch or Nigerian scams, thank you. Maybe you should accept their offer because you probably lose lots of money from the casino games ("keno"). Ha ha ha

I hope you enjoy your coffee and your fatty sandwich. Maybe I should send you some authentic Luxembourg pork skins for your dessert?

Doris

jpw
09-29-2005, 08:03 AM
This thread is becoming absurd.

I vote for 'closure'.

bostondrunk
09-29-2005, 08:06 AM
Post his real name!!! I hate people who hide behind screen names!!!! Oh, wait.......nevermind....
Willy, lets travel over to Lux. with Rhea and camel clutch his arse!!

Andreu
09-29-2005, 08:18 AM
for the meat and wine recipe.
A

keno
09-29-2005, 08:30 AM
keno has asked that I monitor the forum on his behalf while he is off at his physical examination. When I read your recent note I immediately called him on his cell phone as your use of the word "sarcasm" was truly upsetting. When I read him your note, he was upset by your use of the word, as he was concerned that it might cause his blood pressure readings in the physical examination to read unrealistically high and require a subsequent physical to re-measure. On the other hand he was buoyed in hearing that Dadoo also detected sarcasm, as you wrote, which indicates that Dadoo is once again conscious and taking solid words. Hopefully, his hands will once again be in a condition to write to us and thereby bypass your channeling efforts.

You said that keno now seems to be a very different person from the one who responded to Dadoo last week. keno told me that he is, indeed, the same person, but he was more than a little concerned last week when Dadoo claimed to have attached his picture to various emails so that keno could help him to resize the picture for use as an avatar. Dadoo's inability to attach the picture led keno to have great concerns that either Dadoo had been hit in the head, rather than the leg, or that something was rotten in a place nearby Denmark.

Incidentally, I know keno very well. I sleep in his bed every night, he takes good care of me, and he is a special kind of person. Sorry if you misunderstood his manner of communicating.

Sophie

bostondrunk
09-29-2005, 09:03 AM
keno has asked that I monitor the forum on his behalf while he is off at his physical examination. When I read your recent note I immediately called him on his cell phone as your use of the word "sarcasm" was truly upsetting. When I read him your note, he was upset by your use of the word, as he was concerned that it might cause his blood pressure readings in the physical examination to read unrealistically high and require a subsequent physical to re-measure. On the other hand he was buoyed in hearing that Dadoo also detected sarcasm, as you wrote, which indicates that Dadoo is once again conscious and taking solid words. Hopefully, his hands will once again be in a condition to write to us and thereby bypass your channeling efforts.

You said that keno now seems to be a very different person from the one who responded to Dadoo last week. keno told me that he is, indeed, the same person, but he was more than a little concerned last week when Dadoo claimed to have attached his picture to various emails so that keno could help him to resize the picture for use as an avatar. Dadoo's inability to attach the picture led keno to have great concerns that either Dadoo had been hit in the head, rather than the leg, or that something was rotten in a place nearby Denmark.

Incidentally, I know keno very well. I sleep in his bed every night, he takes good care of me, and he is a special kind of person. Sorry if you misunderstood his manner of communicating.

Sophie


Sophie,
You sound hot. Post a pic!
BD

keno
09-29-2005, 09:11 AM
you sound kind of hot yourself. I'll bet you could make me purr.

Sophie

William
09-29-2005, 09:16 AM
http://www.themediadrome.com/Images/food/colonel_sanders.gif

Hi Doris,

This is Colonel Sanders. William was accidentally hit in the head with a soup bone when his lovely Basset Hound Rhea became enraged at not receiving a Wine pie recipe that she asked for. William is under going a CAT scan as we speak and as we suspect, they're going to find him a few cans short of a six pack. I've prepared a lunch for him when he's done that will consist of:

Extra Crispy Chicken
Original Recipe Chicken
Popcorn Chicken
Mashed Potatoes
Gravy
white rolls
and a bunt cake
all mixed up in a KFC bucket

Are there any Luxemburg beers that you could recommend that would help speed his recovery?

He has a very delicate palate and will need constant monitoring and hand feeding. I will be channeling all information for William in this thread. He specifically said to me during moments of lucidity that he really hopes that your doing well and that Keno should be sure to turn his head and cough real loud.

Col. Sanders

PS: Miss Sophie,
Why you do sound very tantlilizing. Come to the Colonel... :D

Cadence230
09-29-2005, 09:16 AM
What the hell is going on?

700 x 23c
09-29-2005, 09:42 AM
How about a picture of Dadoo holding the local newspaper with the current date on it? If you exist, get well soon. If not, it certainly has been an interesting thread.

BumbleBeeDave
09-29-2005, 09:53 AM
. . . destined for the "Thread Hall Of Fame!" :rolleyes:

BBDave

jpw
09-29-2005, 10:14 AM
Yes, that picture would be ok. I don't think the one of Doris holding Dadoo's...er, is this a family forum?

Zard
09-29-2005, 10:17 AM
This may end up being the greatest thread of all time.

William and Keno - Good luck to you on your recovery. Keep those meal lists coming!!!

Dadoo, how is the weather in Luxembourg? It is warm and sunny here in California. Today I had an egg for breakfast. Dadoo do you like eggs? What color are your eggs in Luxembourg? The egg I ate this morning was brown. Have you ever eaten a brown egg? It was good.

Col. Sanders - Because you have been so kind to join us here is there any chance of you sharing your secret recipe?

Good luck on your recovery Dadoo. I'll check back later to day. Hopefully Doris will be able to post an update by then.

BumbleBeeDave
09-29-2005, 10:29 AM
Gree-tingz, Brood Mistress Doris Creature . . .

This is Beeblebrox dar Klarg, Spawn Master of Gork. We have assimilated the scum creature William and digested him, thus acquiring all knowledge extant in his fat encrusted reasoning organs. The assimilated memory of your fine culinary advice excites Klarg. Ummm..aargghh!

Please message Klarg with further mental records of these protein assimilations. Harrrr!! Shabbaaaa!!! This Dadoo sound like particularly yummy dish. Injuries render Dadoo creature easy to catch and digest. Harrr... mmmm...

Klarg commands you to send maximum pieces of Dadoo as tribute to:

Beeblebrox dar Klarg
Hive Finstromox
4th planet
Ziphod System 34 86 B4

Send immediately or Klarg forced to regurgitate Scum Creature William and post pictures! jaavaanannooooooo.... fleeep! Kyrk creature defeated me, but YOU will not!

Beebleborx dar Klarg (My Emblem)

PS . . . Do not miss Klarg’s Exclusive Advice column!

http://www.homestead.com/flowstate/gorn.html

Johnnyg
09-29-2005, 10:35 AM
Dadoo You take care and Live Strong and you will ride againg soon. We are thinking of you. JohnnyG

stuttgart6
09-29-2005, 01:09 PM
Hello all,

I would like to thank ZARD and Brian Smith for their support. It is greatly appreciated.

I beleive however that KENO is making a mockery of this by posing as a "Sophie" of some sort.

Yes, Dadoo is conscious and is somewhat better but is disturbed at these remarks of KENO. I am quite surprised that he would resort to that on a public forum such as this.

Anyways, Dadoo wanted me to ask what type of bicycle to consider buying once he recuperates. He wants to spend about 700 Euros (about 850 US) for the bike. We would appreciate any suggestions for this.

Also, for dinner this evening Daddo had:

Potato Soup (this time with some leeks)
garden salad with fennel seeds
hot biscuits

As you can probably tell, his stomach is still very touchy.



Regards,

Doris





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keno
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Dear Miss Doris,
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keno has asked that I monitor the forum on his behalf while he is off at his physical examination. When I read your recent note I immediately called him on his cell phone as your use of the word "sarcasm" was truly upsetting. When I read him your note, he was upset by your use of the word, as he was concerned that it might cause his blood pressure readings in the physical examination to read unrealistically high and require a subsequent physical to re-measure. On the other hand he was buoyed in hearing that Dadoo also detected sarcasm, as you wrote, which indicates that Dadoo is once again conscious and taking solid words. Hopefully, his hands will once again be in a condition to write to us and thereby bypass your channeling efforts.

You said that keno now seems to be a very different person from the one who responded to Dadoo last week. keno told me that he is, indeed, the same person, but he was more than a little concerned last week when Dadoo claimed to have attached his picture to various emails so that keno could help him to resize the picture for use as an avatar. Dadoo's inability to attach the picture led keno to have great concerns that either Dadoo had been hit in the head, rather than the leg, or that something was rotten in a place nearby Denmark.

Incidentally, I know keno very well. I sleep in his bed every night, he takes good care of me, and he is a special kind of person. Sorry if you misunderstood his manner of communicating.

Sophie
__________________
For people who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they might like.

Andreu
09-29-2005, 01:10 PM
The country that boasts more Michelin stars per square mile (or per inhabitant) than anybody else in the universe.

keno
09-29-2005, 01:11 PM
thought you might be interested in knowing that I just returned from my physical, and, as feared, my blood pressure was higher than my usual 120/80 at 130/80. I attribute that to your and Dadoo's "sarcasm" detection, albeit fallacious (which, incidentally, did not come up in the examination), Dr. Feelgood's cold hands, and a brief discussion he and I had concerning whether Lance Armstrong was a doper. Anyhow, all else seemed to be where it should, functioning properly, and all I await are the results of the precious bodily fluids analyses. (BTW, zard, how did you get the idea that I am recovering from something? Do you know something that I should know, or at least let Dr. Feelgood know about? In matters of this kind he and I being the last to know isn't a good idea; wouldn't you agree, Doris? I can't speak to William's condition, conditions being what they are, so you are on your own. Soup bone injuries are beyond my ken (get it?). Interestingly, I did have some soup with a sandwich for lunch, but the soup came from a can and not a bone. It's truly amazing what you can get from a bone, come to think of it; both soup and a head injury. It speaks to wearing a helmet at all times, don't you think? (BTW, Col. Sanders, I'm undergoing a CAT nap on the lap as I write.)

So please pass this information along to Dadoo when he is able to take good news about keno, as I have apparently fallen in estimation in his eye or eyes. Above all else, do not tell him any of this if you think that it might cause further loss of coherence or relevance, both of which he may have transcended.

I would personally like to take the opportunity to thank Sophie for standing in for me most admirably and dedicatedly on a moment's notice in this public way. Thanks, Sophie.

Lookie here. A friend sent me this link. http://www.keno.org/vws/default.htm Apparently I have a doppelganger in Colorado. I've begun to like him already.

keno

Andreu
09-29-2005, 01:18 PM
they can boast about Charly Gaul

Brian Smith
09-29-2005, 01:56 PM
tonight I will make my potato leek soup and share the story with my honey.

700 euros would be a small budget for a racing bike, but there may just be a nice "Cycles Occasion" in his future.

maybe you can find something in your local cycle shop.

stuttgart6
09-29-2005, 02:12 PM
The country that boasts more Michelin stars per square mile (or per inhabitant) than anybody else in the universe.

I want to thank you for bringing that fact to the attention of these forum members. I didn't want to mention it because it is too much braggery.

Yes, Luxembourg has all the greatest cuisine. That's why we are so open about telling others what we had to eat.

Doris

keno
09-29-2005, 02:23 PM
umbrage has been taken and now I have an inconsolable, as you call her "Sophie" of some sort. She IS Sophie, and not one of those of some sort "Sophies", so please consider her feelings. How I calm her down for simply doing yeowoman's work I don't presently know, but I will endure to find the solution, just as a cat pursues a mouse.

A few gustatory questions have come to mind, Miss Doris. First, do all meals and snacks (I suppose if a child wanted something sweet it could be made with sweet potato) start with potato soup? Also, are all meals in Luxembourg three-course meals? Perhaps Dadoo (incidentally, I see that you now call him Daddo; drop a "d" and he will be a joint (get it?)) would benefit from some numerical variety meals. BTW, a 10-course meal would probably appeal to many on this forum.

I was thinking about the bike question and suggest you try gmbh Bikes in Germany. That Daddo comes from a prominent family and can only scrape, oops sorry, together about 700 euro for a bike tells a sad tale of lack of family support or only minimal interest in biking or prominent isn't what it used to be. On the other hand, if he can come up in price I will happily sell him my Concours frame in beautiful Porsche Bebe, which whould have some regional appeal.

To be honest, I am of two minds on this Babbo situation. On the one hand, my heart goes out to a person injured in pursuing the most efficient mode of transportation known, including within Luxembourg, but on the other hand I need my heart myself, at least according to Dr. Feelgood. If you, he, or it would send me the picture for the avatar he or it first communicated with me about I would be happy to bring it down to size so it could be part of future communications. It would bring perspective to what has become an abstract. Sophie, on the other hand, is unlikely to see the merit in that, but time heals all wounds, and then wounds them again.

For your records, unless you are shouting, KENO is not me; keno is. Incidentally, BTW, I appreciated your including a copy of my recent note at the end of your note. I enjoyed reading it again.

keno

Kevin
09-29-2005, 02:36 PM
When are Santa and Satan going to enter the act? This thread is truly bizzare.

Kevin

Sandy
09-29-2005, 02:41 PM
:confused: I have been paying very little attention to this thread. Should I start now, or just leave it alone? Seems like a rather unique thread. :confused:

Uniquely yours,


Sandy

Wayne77
09-29-2005, 02:55 PM
This thread is even better when run through the "dialectizer"

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

Skrawny
09-29-2005, 03:18 PM
In memory of that great late 70s game show:

GONNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!

bostondrunk
09-29-2005, 03:28 PM
the forum moderators must get a good laugh seeing people's IP address's etc., and knowing where everybody is -really- signing in from......
Dadoo from Detroit
Me from Slobobia....


:beer: :p

fiamme red
09-29-2005, 03:46 PM
the forum moderators must get a good laugh seeing people's IP address's etc., and knowing where everybody is -really- signing in from......
Dadoo from Detroit
Me from Slobobia....


:beer: :pFrom Wisconsin maybe...

http://luxemburgusa.com/

stuttgart6
09-29-2005, 03:50 PM
Hello,


I am very tired of all the work I am doing and I am tiring of reading "keno" and his fancy talk.

Keno, if you bothered to look at Dadoo's (yes, I made a spelling error earlier) profile you would see that he is a "para-barrister". In fact, both he and his wife have these jobs in the courts. They don't make too much money doing this type of work as you can imagine. Anytime you put "para" in front of an occupation you can be sure the pay scale is lower. Dadoo used to be a "para-plumber" but didn't like the work.

And yes, Dadoo comes from a prominent family but so what? He didn't get any of the inheritances. His brother and sisters conspired to "take" lots of what Dadoo was supposed to receive.

Anyway, I just wanted you know that Dadoo is relaxing now and watching what he is considering the best movie of all time: "Honig,ich hat Verknappen de Kinder". In English this comes to be "Honey, I Shrunk the kids". I don't understand why he likes it so much.

I need to go home and to sleep.

Auf Wiedersehen,

Doris




umbrage has been taken and now I have an inconsolable, as you call her "Sophie" of some sort. She IS Sophie, and not one of those of some sort "Sophies", so please consider her feelings. How I calm her down for simply doing yeowoman's work I don't presently know, but I will endure to find the solution, just as a cat pursues a mouse.

A few gustatory questions have come to mind, Miss Doris. First, do all meals and snacks (I suppose if a child wanted something sweet it could be made with sweet potato) start with potato soup? Also, are all meals in Luxembourg three-course meals? Perhaps Dadoo (incidentally, I see that you now call him Daddo; drop a "d" and he will be a joint (get it?)) would benefit from some numerical variety meals. BTW, a 10-course meal would probably appeal to many on this forum.

I was thinking about the bike question and suggest you try gmbh Bikes in Germany. That Daddo comes from a prominent family and can only scrape, oops sorry, together about 700 euro for a bike tells a sad tale of lack of family support or only minimal interest in biking or prominent isn't what it used to be. On the other hand, if he can come up in price I will happily sell him my Concours frame in beautiful Porsche Bebe, which whould have some regional appeal.

To be honest, I am of two minds on this Babbo situation. On the one hand, my heart goes out to a person injured in pursuing the most efficient mode of transportation known, including within Luxembourg, but on the other hand I need my heart myself, at least according to Dr. Feelgood. If you, he, or it would send me the picture for the avatar he or it first communicated with me about I would be happy to bring it down to size so it could be part of future communications. It would bring perspective to what has become an abstract. Sophie, on the other hand, is unlikely to see the merit in that, but time heals all wounds, and then wounds them again.

For your records, unless you are shouting, KENO is not me; keno is. Incidentally, BTW, I appreciated your including a copy of my recent note at the end of your note. I enjoyed reading it again.

keno

gdw
09-29-2005, 04:05 PM
Dadoo's a para-barrister? Does that mean he's jump qualified?

William
09-29-2005, 04:08 PM
http://www.themediadrome.com/Images/food/colonel_sanders.gif


The Gong Show! NOW That was the Colonels favorite show. Who could forget Jean Jean the dancing machine!!!!!
(Cough)....er sorry. This is about William and his condition.

Doris and Mrs Sophie: William's CAT scan has came back and as we suspected, his hippocampus has suffered extensive damage from the Soup bone impact. Fortunately most of it had been removed a few years ago in a previous cooking accident that was tied to an urban legend about popping Marijuana seeds like popcorn. Dr. Malarkey feels that the only way to get William safely back to his former self is to damage the Hippocampus completely so that it shrivels up and dies. The procedure is dangerous and very expensive (see photo).

http://www.smooth-on.com/smashman.gif
This patient barley made it through the procedure.
He now opens doors twelve hours a day at a local
McDonalds (and is retrained every 10 minutes).

William has just awoke and in between mumbling "cough ken-o, cough" and repeating Dadoo (to the Strawberry shortcake song) he has indicated he's hungry again. I have prepared a meal consisting of:

Spicy Buffalo wings
Tangy Terriaki Buffalo Wings
Original Recipe Buffalo Wings
Absolute marinated kiwi fruit salad
String Cheese
Gravy
All mixed up in a KFC bucket.

Dadoo/Doris, the Colonel is still waiting for your recommendation on a fine Luxembourg malt beverage. I would be happy to trade you for an alcoholic chicken beverage.

Yours in gastronomic excess.

The Colonel

keno
09-29-2005, 04:17 PM
if one plays his cards right, a paramour can make a ton of money. I'm just guessing that the French Riviera would be a gold mine for the right paramour. I don't know what mours make, incidentally. Once he heals, if Dadoo can get up for it this might be a line of work he should consider. On the other hand, I wouldn't put much effort into the keet or parakeet fields. Ooops, I hope that Mrs. Dadoo doesn't read this. Then again, since the paramour field is unisex, she might have interest in it, too.

Thanks for the fine compliment on what you call my fancy talk. I've slaved over a hot keyboard for many years bringing my talk to its current level. Rest assured, you are not the first to be tiring of it but I will continue to work hard to bring it to even fancier levels. I'm sorry that you are also tiring of reading "keno". From now on I will use the code name "parakeno" and maybe this will bring you relief. I am happy to take the pay cut if it helps you out, even if but a small bit.

parakeno

William
09-29-2005, 04:21 PM
I'm sorry that you are also tiring of reading "keno". From now on I will use the code name "parakeno" and maybe this will bring you relief. I am happy to take the pay cut if it helps you out, even if but a small bit.

parakeno

http://www.themediadrome.com/Images/food/colonel_sanders.gif

The Colonel was wondering if a Parakeno tastes like chicken?


The Colonel

keno
09-29-2005, 04:44 PM
the cannabalism aspect involved in answering the Colonel's question has created a problem here. Sophie does not want to cooperate in a little taste test that I have designed because of that. Perhaps she is only playing cat and mouse with me. For me, though I am usually amenable to experimentation of various kinds, I find that I have begun to wonder just what has been under the hood, so to speak, of what the Colonel has perhaps too generously called chicken for so many years. My original interest in answering your question honestly and designing the experiment is waning as I write this. BTW, please tell the Colonel that the many miles of bicycling has made me tough and sinewy and a poor raw ingredient.

Since this note is not to Miss Doris or Doorag, I feel comfortable in writing, plainly and not fancily,

keno

Tailwinds
09-29-2005, 05:08 PM
You and keno are killin' me! I'm laying on the couch w/my legs elevated and iced, LMAO. I haven't laughed this hard since my run-in w/the Subaru. Now I know just how sore my abs really are. It's ok, a laugh this good is worth it! Keep it up... this is funnier than (now-boring-me) TV.

I hope Dadoo can find the humor in all this, too!

http://www.themediadrome.com/Images/food/colonel_sanders.gif

The Colonel was wondering if a Parakeno tastes like chicken?


The Colonel

Saxon
09-29-2005, 05:28 PM
I'm transcribing this entire thread for a new weekly TV series... "Dadoo, Keno and the Colonel". :hello:
Episode one: Keno cleans the Colonel's colon... here's Dadoo!! :banana:

sc53
09-29-2005, 05:32 PM
Whoever is playing Dadoo and Doris is a genius! We already know Keno and William are SNL-quality writers. ;)

Saxon
09-29-2005, 08:01 PM
We already know Keno and William are SNL-quality writers. ;)
Now, now; no reason to be insulting. ;)

stuttgart6
09-29-2005, 08:05 PM
Hello,

This is Doris in Luxembourg.

It is very late but I cannot sleep and have made a critical decision.

All this working for Dadoo, becoming involved with these postings and having to put up with the insults of some of the members here is really exhausting me.

Not to mention that because of his strange diet, Dadoo is passing more gases than Mt. Etna and this is causing me severe nasal and chest problems.

So, I have to end it all now.







I will be seeing an ear, nose and throat specialist Dr. Aloyse Stumper tomorrow to make sure that I have not sustained any permanent injuries.

I want to thank those of you who helped me during these trying times. Dadoo's cousin Gretchen will most likely be communicating with all of you soon, until Dadoo can resume his normal activities.

Best Wishes,

Doris in Luxembourg

Zard
09-29-2005, 10:21 PM
Doris,

Before you go. Could you PLEASE tell us what our good friend Dadoo had to eat today? I can only imagine it was something exotic.

Is Dadoo capable of well, you know, taking care of his own business and cleaning himself up or does he require round the clock nursing attention?

Here in the United States they sell adult sized diapers for people that can't control their bowel movements. Do they sell such things in Luxembourg? I hope this isn't too personal a question and I apologize if it is offensive or culturally insensitive. I don't think so..I have always found Europeans to be so much more open and relaxed about these types of subjects.

Lost Weekend
09-29-2005, 10:26 PM
Honey I shrunk my liver. This thread has caused me to drink more then I usually do, ALOT more.

Brons2
09-29-2005, 10:34 PM
This is the strangest thread that has ever existed on any message board anywhere. Ever.

William
09-30-2005, 06:26 AM
http://www.themediadrome.com/Images/food/colonel_sanders.gif

Mr. keno,

There has been much talk over the years as to what the true nature of my "chicken" actually is? Due to contractual obligations with Satan and Pepsi-Co, I am unable to disclose exactly what is in my "chicken". Satan is bad enough, but I really don't want to tick off Pepsi-Co.

Enough about me. Rhea Basset wants you all to know that she appreciates all the well wishes and positive PM's that people have sent regarding William's health. For those of you who sent the negative messages, Rhea Basset wants you to know that she knows where you live.

Dr. Malarkey says that the procedure was a success and William should pass the defective Hippocampus today or tomorrow. Doris, could you please tell me which brand of adult diapers you recommend? William is just to darn big for me to get him to the bathroom on a regular basis. If you don't have adult diapers in Luxembourg I will be happy to send some to you. I was also very distressed to hear of Dadoo's gascious expulsions. You don't need to suffer needlessly. I would be happy to include a bottle of Beano.

William is waking again and I've prepared a fine breakfast consisting of:

Spicy Count Chocula
Tangy Teriyaki Count Chocula
Original Recipe Count Chocula
Bofferding
Gravy
And Cole Slaw....
All mixed up in a KFC bucket.

Keno, please give my regards to the fine Mrs. Sophie.

The Colonel

BumbleBeeDave
09-30-2005, 06:30 AM
. . . in this thread needs therapy very badly, but I can’t for the life of me figure out who should go first. :rolleyes:

I’ll ask Klarg . . . He always gives good advice.

BBDave

Andreu
09-30-2005, 06:39 AM
Spicy Count Chocula
Tangy Teriyaki Count Chocula
Original Recipe Count Chocula
Bofferding
Gravy
And Cole Slaw....
All mixed up in a KFC bucket.

Any Michelin stars in the USA?
A

keno
09-30-2005, 06:51 AM
this is not the way to start the day, to learn that you are abandoning Doorag in his hour and cloud of need. I am personally ashamed knowing that you spent 20 years in the United States. (I sincerely hope that neither Connecticut, Massachusetts nor New Jersey were states in which you spent those 20 years as they have been those states in which I have spent the great bulk of my time on this earth. The thought that you and I might have stepped on the same piece of earth is upsetting, particularly if I stepped on it after you did.) Dare I say that words, fancy or not, and I'll be returning to that subject shortly, such as "coward", "fair weather friend", and "sinusitis" come to mind. You seemed so loyal to Doowop, but, here, in his moments of need and fumes you cut and run. One last thought, if you have the integrity to perform one more act for Doodah; please tell him not to light up a cigarette, cigar, pipe or a joint (remember Dado? not that kind of joint) or, forbid, the egress of Little Mt. Doodle.

Now to fancy talk. The following sentence in your ultimate note (I'm guessing penultimate, at the worst or best, depending) deserves attention by all. "All this working for Dadoo, becoming involved with these postings and having to put up with the insults of some of the members here is really exhausting me." The parallel construction is worthy of great attention. "Working", "becoming", "having" and "exhausting", all of these "ing" words of the verb type ("postings", of course, being a noun would stand out in such a group as matzoh ball soup would in the typical 3-course Luxembourg lunch), indicate a level of fanciness of writing on your part that is worthy of attention, maybe even of the Pulitzer Prize Committee in other times. My helmet is off to you and I drop my pen in your honor.

Oh, and one last request (I miswrote myself in the first paragraph regarding Doogassed lighting up). Please get your now less than favorite patient a gas mask. It would be truly a sorry day to learn that Doobie expired because of the inhalation of his own exhaust. It wouldn't be quite so bad to learn that he, too, had to see Dr. Stumper, who, incidentally I hope isn't stumped by your own chest and nasal areas (just a little joke to pass the time and gas of the day).

BTW, the device you used in your last note put me in a mood of suspenseful anticipation, a wonderful addition to your own fanciness of wordability. After your words "So, I have to end it all now[.]" you left a substantial space. In the brief moments it took to scroll down to the stump material I thought that you had taken your own life, perhaps by becoming too up close and personal with Doofume's output, so to speak. All I can say is "My compliments to the chef!" Chef is a metaphor for you as a writer, Miss Doris. BTW, did you prepare all of that crap Dooright was fed?

parakeno

Tom
09-30-2005, 07:48 AM
Is that what a para-barrister is?

bostondrunk
09-30-2005, 10:26 AM
Hello,

This is Doris in Luxembourg.

It is very late but I cannot sleep and have made a critical decision.

All this working for Dadoo, becoming involved with these postings and having to put up with the insults of some of the members here is really exhausting me.

Not to mention that because of his strange diet, Dadoo is passing more gases than Mt. Etna and this is causing me severe nasal and chest problems.

So, I have to end it all now.







I will be seeing an ear, nose and throat specialist Dr. Aloyse Stumper tomorrow to make sure that I have not sustained any permanent injuries.

I want to thank those of you who helped me during these trying times. Dadoo's cousin Gretchen will most likely be communicating with all of you soon, until Dadoo can resume his normal activities.

Best Wishes,

Doris in Luxembourg

Doris,

You're one hot biatch!!

BD

stuttgart6
09-30-2005, 10:50 AM
Hello,

My name is Gretchen and I am Dadoos cousin. I am taking over his care from Doris.

I hope my English is adquate for these purposes. Doris went to see Dr. Aloyse Stumper the throat doctor this morning. He told her that she may have second degree burns in her throwt and nasals from breathing Dadoo and his gasses. She will get better hopfully.

Doris wanted me to know that most peop[le here are kind and understanding but some are not so. She said to be specialy aware of someone named "Konica", or "Nokia" or "Keon". I forget. maybe it was "Nikon" or even "Gekko".
I remember it is the letter "K" and some vowels.

She told me I could tell it was that person because they are not speaking the normal English but speakin some dialectical of English. Even possibly (says Doris) he could be "channeling" a "Lord" from Mideval England.

If someone has any ideas of who this can be please inform me.

Thanking you so,

Gretchen in Luxembourg

Fixed
09-30-2005, 10:56 AM
bro did she say deep throat doc? cheers :beer:

bostondrunk
09-30-2005, 11:00 AM
they are not speaking the normal English but speakin some dialectical of English. Even possibly (says Doris) he could be "channeling" a "Lord" from Mideval England.

Oh, yer thinking of DBRK.........or possibly our in-house rambling idiot, Doofus.

RABikes2
09-30-2005, 12:49 PM
Anybody heard from Sandy recently? :rolleyes:

stuttgart6
09-30-2005, 12:56 PM
Hello everybody,

I just wanted to yell you that Dadoo sends his regards and he says he is feeling especialyy for his stomach.

For dinner, I picked up some foods from "The Aspic Nook" and bought some cheezez and breads and butter. This will hopefully be better for Dadoo's stomack.

I myself will be having some spaetzle and Bouneschlupp (bean soup) and will no doubt rival Dadoo with my farting. I will also have some cancoillotte (a type of cheeze) as well as a little blood pudding. I think in the USA they call it "hed cheeze". Maybe they mean they "had cheeze". Anyway, I am not certain of this.

We have great cuisne in this little nation, which is really a "Duchy". One of our great Chefs is Monsieur Tony Tintinger.

I would like to invite all of you to come here. We are a modern and clean nation and have lots of spices too.

Thanking you,

Gretchen

"

Dekonick
09-30-2005, 01:11 PM
This thread is great!

If only all trolls were as creative.
MORE! MORE! MORE!

Zard
09-30-2005, 01:13 PM
Gretchen,

I think it is very admirable that you have stepped in to help Dadoo out. But, I have to ask this...Is Dadoo having marital and family problems? It seems like you and Doris are the ones who are taking care of our dear sweet Dadoo. Where is his wife? Can't his son Felix help out? I am very concerned.

pjm
09-30-2005, 01:15 PM
I would like to invite all of you to come here. We are a modern and clean nation and have lots of spices too.

Apparently a little smelly, too! :butt:

Andreu
09-30-2005, 01:38 PM
try camomile tea.
and anis or pernod after meals.
Gas free.
A

Chad Engle
09-30-2005, 02:28 PM
:) Where is the Colonel?

That para-keet line killed me. Then someone says, "is he an airborne coffee brewer?" I need to sign off before I get fired for laughing too loud. :)

Keep up the good work. This thread is wayyyy better than you knuckle heads fighting over Campy vs. Shimano.

BumbleBeeDave
09-30-2005, 03:04 PM
So we're KNUCKLEHEADS, are we? Why, I oughtta MOI-DUH-LIZE yuhz'!!!

Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!! :banana: :banana: :banana:

BBDave

stuttgart6
09-30-2005, 05:15 PM
Hello Zard,

You see, Dadoo's wife is having to work many extra hours due to the loss of income from Dadoo not working. She is very worn out and we (Doris, myself and others) have been helping the Weidenhaupt family.

Regarding son Felix we have been hestitating to tell that he was so freaked by seeing his father hurt in the accident that he has spent the last 10 days or so in the Kinderpsychologie Krankhausen. He has been very agitated as you can well beleive but is receiving treatment and is slowly coming around.

I myself am very tired right now after a long day of tending to Dadoo. Earlier this evening, I went to the local cinema and saw a racy new movie from Germany called "Heinrich, get your finger out of there". It was quite exciting!!!

Then, while walking to my apartment I stopped at "Funnel Cake King" for a snack. That wass yummy!

So that's it and I am going to go to sleep now.

Guten abend,

Gretchen





Gretchen,

I think it is very admirable that you have stepped in to help Dadoo out. But, I have to ask this...Is Dadoo having marital and family problems? It seems like you and Doris are the ones who are taking care of our dear sweet Dadoo. Where is his wife? Can't his son Felix help out? I am very concerned.

Cadence230
09-30-2005, 08:02 PM
Hello Zard,

You see, Dadoo's wife is having to work many extra hours due to the loss of income from Dadoo not working. She is very worn out and we (Doris, myself and others) have been helping the Weidenhaupt family.

Regarding son Felix we have been hestitating to tell that he was so freaked by seeing his father hurt in the accident that he has spent the last 10 days or so in the Kinderpsychologie Krankhausen. He has been very agitated as you can well beleive but is receiving treatment and is slowly coming around.

I myself am very tired right now after a long day of tending to Dadoo. Earlier this evening, I went to the local cinema and saw a racy new movie from Germany called "Heinrich, get your finger out of there". It was quite exciting!!!

Then, while walking to my apartment I stopped at "Funnel Cake King" for a snack. That wass yummy!

So that's it and I am going to go to sleep now.

Guten abend,

Gretchen
Oh, take off your top!

Fixed
09-30-2005, 08:27 PM
bro and sis stay tuned for sat.'s excitin edition of Hurt By An Acident. cheers :beer:

Serpico
09-30-2005, 10:08 PM
delete!


edit--I just inquired about the status of felix, but see that gretchen has addressed this in the post above

Tom
10-01-2005, 07:57 AM
I had a wonderful dinner last night because you made me think of of one of our lesser-known local establishments, The Spaetzle Spot. I had the special, Spaetzle on a Spit with Spinach, a Spaten to drink and then across the street a Spumoni for dessert.

mmmm... yummy.

oracle
10-01-2005, 08:29 AM
tears, in great profusion, have run uncontrollably down my crenellated cheeks after having read this thread in its entirety.

greetings to all, after an extended period away....

i love you all.


oracle

p.s. the 'meivivi' is the the most beautiful frame with the silliest name that i have seen in quite some time.


love, as per usual,

deine oracle

stuttgart6
10-01-2005, 10:33 AM
Hello all,

This is Gretchen and I just want to let you know what is hapening here.

Dadoo's infection is getting better but he is depressed becuase of being bound to his house. His Doctor gave him a prescrition to help him with the sadness. In the rest of the world this medicine is called "Zoloft" but becuase of strict laws here, we cannot get it. We have something similar called "Zo-Zo" but as you may be able to figure it out, it doesn't work as well as the other one. Anyway he has been taking those for a few days and is sleeping better.

Anyway, because it is a weekend eveneing, my friend Detlef bought us concert tickets for some rocking and rolling music. These performmers aren't too creative because they copy the artists from Great Britain and America.
Tonight we will be seeing these acts:

The Rolling Pins ("Stones", cuisine-get the connection?)
U-2 Boat
The featured act is John Cougar Himmelfarb who I just adore.

Anyway I haven't been hearing from too many of you the last day. Maybe because it is a weekend? But, who am I to say?

Have a good evening soon,

Gretchen (and maybe one day, Detlef too!!!!!!)

Kevin
10-01-2005, 11:38 AM
Dadumb,

This act is wearing thin.

Kevin

BumbleBeeDave
10-01-2005, 09:55 PM
. . . Lighten up! Your act--not to mention that yucky spot on the back of your bib shorts--ALSO wore thin years ago, but we still put up with YOU! ;)

BBDave

stuttgart6
10-02-2005, 05:44 AM
Hello,

I just have a moment but thank you for support after the snotty coment from Kevin.

I will be returning to care for Dadoo and will be explaining to you why later. Gretchen is too not reliabel for this work.

Spater,

Doris

Kevin
10-02-2005, 06:57 AM
. . . Lighten up! Your act--not to mention that yucky spot on the back of your bib shorts--ALSO wore thin years ago, but we still put up with YOU! ;)

BBDave

BBDave,

You sound like my wife. :crap: Come to think of it I have never seen you and my wife in the same room at the same time. Could it be that my wife likes to shave her head and dress up as a BumbleeBee. Oh no, I just blinded myself.

Oh, ....... that is probably part of my tiresome act that you were mentioning. :beer:

Kevin

RABikes2
10-02-2005, 07:23 AM
This stupid thread should be stopped with over 3500 reads. :crap: :confused:

jpw
10-02-2005, 07:56 AM
I had a vote and the result was to end this thread...now. Democratic dictatorship in action, so it has to be right, right?

BumbleBeeDave
10-02-2005, 08:55 AM
. . .ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ MMphm! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ :beer:

BBDAVE

JohnS
10-02-2005, 10:41 AM
. . . Lighten up! Your act--not to mention that yucky spot on the back of your bib shorts--ALSO wore thin years ago, but we still put up with YOU! ;)

BBDave
Yeah, Kevin---For BBDave, this qualifies as interaction with a female! :D

JohnS
10-02-2005, 10:42 AM
. . .ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ MMphm! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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BBDAVE
Now we know why he's the #1 poster... :no:

Frank
10-02-2005, 11:19 AM
From the looks of this thread it is going to be a long winter on the Serotta Forum... :rolleyes: