Caption Contest

[William]

What's Lance saying to his buddy Floyd?

Best response gets.....I dunno, I'll send you something.;)





William

[Steve in SLO]

Just think, Floyd: In 10 years we'll be retired and legendary, without a care in the world!

[Jason E]

"...and then I friggen ate his brains man, it was awesome... Just like the movie.."

[Earl Gray]

"Remember what I told you, If they hated me they will hate you"

[Vientomas]

"Dude, am so freakin' doped up! Can you feel it too? This **** is great!"

[false_Aest]

"He's a ****ing badger. He'll bite off your testicle... like this."

[Fivethumbs]

Floyd...have you ever been to a Turkish bath?

[54ny77]

"This one time, at banned camp, I...."

[Louis]

"Isn't it great that even though they're all dopers, and we're clean, we're still going to kick their @ss?"

[firerescuefin]

Floyd...have I ever shown you my "O" face?

[jtakeda]

"Did you hear they're bringing the McRib back?"

[Delpo]

"I'll make you an offer you can't refuse..."

[thashicray]

"Hey Floyd, is this a Strava segment?"

[Fixed]

Deny,deny ,deny




Cheers

[rdparadise]

"Hey Floyd, I don't give a f__k what they think, we're going to kick their asses!"

Bob

[Wilkinson4]

"Hold your line! What's the matter with you, man?"

American Dopers Movie quote. I mean Flyers, ya, flyers.

mIKE

[rwsaunders]

"Doesn't riding bikes for a living beat the hell out of dating Amish women and eating Scrapple?"

[Bob Loblaw]

"...actually WORSE with one because it kind of migrates to the middle, you know, the lowest point, and suddenly it's like OW! I sat on it again!"

[Bob Loblaw]

"I know it was you, Floydo..."

[eippo1]

"who is Keyser Soze!"

[oliver1850]

Crow, not Cow, you stupid HillJack!

[Viper]

What's Lance saying to his buddy Floyd?

Best response gets.....I dunno, I'll send you something.;)





William

rattling three water bottles in his right hand...

"Mennonites, come out to play. Mennonites, come out to play. Mennonites come out to play..."

This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRHQxiUM5Bc

:beer:

[Z3c]

This isn't hurting you nearly as much as it is me; I think you got my vitamin shot..

[handsomerob]

The first rule is... you don't talk about it.

[tuxbailey]

Floyd, I will introduce Sally to you when you want to write a book after winning the Tour...

[slowgoing]

"Did I ever tell you, from this angle you look a bit like my mom...?"

[jgspin]

..

[jgspin]

"Senor Landis, when we get back to the bus, get the beef, comprende?"

[Jaq]

"Jesus Christ his breath stinks like ass. Is that the EPO? Holy hell. Do I stink like that? Jesus. No wonder I can't get laid this tour. Okay, okay. Just stay focused, breathe through the mouth, pretend like he's not there and maybe he'll drop back."

[William]

Some real good ones so far. One even got a little espresso to come out my nose.:D

Extra point to Viper for The Warriors reference. "Come out to PLaYaYAAaaAAaaay!!":cool:







William

[rwsaunders]

"I said that "I paid $465K to Ferrari", not "I paid $465K for a Ferrari"..."

[Fixed]

"I said that "I paid $465K to Ferrari", not "I paid $465K for a Ferrari"..."

Funny thanks :)

[plugkev]

" ... Bobke."

-like Seinfeld saying Newman

[laupsi]

"for the last f***ing time Floyd, you don't need no stinking badges..." :banana:

[jlyon]

"Go tell George that it looks like his stearer has a crack in it again."

[Nooch]

LA: "Rollin up the hills, with some epo, injected with blood transfusions"
FL: "Laid Back"
Both: "With my mind on my money and my money on my mind"

[bikerboy337]

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

[lovethesport]

Greg who just gave you a call?

[Earl Gray]

"I said that "I paid $465K to Ferrari", not "I paid $465K for a Ferrari"..."

And the winner is....

[Wilkinson4]

If it was Contador talking to Floyd, my caption would be a quote from the 3-bong rated movie Grandma's Boy.

Alberto: My beef strong!
Floyd: Your beef wrong!

mIKE

[geargirl]

"This one time, at banned camp, I...."

I admit...that made me spew my drink. Too funny.

[CaliFly]

"...and I'm thinking of calling it -- get this -- MELLOW JOHNNY'S! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

[1centaur]

"If I don't look at the devil, he's not there. He's not, he's not, he's not!"

[avalonracing]

Just think, Floyd: In 10 years we'll be retired and legendary, without a care in the world!

This gets my vote.

[JRY]

Damnitt Floyd, I told you the temp on the refrig is supposed to be 32C. This is coming out of your check!

[Fixed]

Agh it's shark week and I am hungry


Cheers :eek:

[1centaur]

"When I said to ride it like you stole it, I didn't mean the extra donut!"