Sh*t Cyclists Say . . .

[BumbleBeeDave]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMCkuqL9IcM

This should provoke some interesting self-examination.

Personally, I can testify that I've never, EVER said any of those things.

But I was sponsored to say that. :rolleyes:

BBD

[peanutgallery]

I get paid to wear this hat

classic, thanks

[old_fat_and_slow]

Luvved the snot rockets ! :hello:

[wingnut]

LOL, that video was great. Are there any more like that?

[Mr. Squirrel]

he forgot "squirrel!".

mr. squirrel

[Jason E]

Gentlemen, some of our own list?

I can start:

Yeah, I was fast a few years ago, but...

I was fresh yesterday on my solo ride, but...

Yeah, these water bottles are for racing only, they are from my sponsor...

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . called "Sh*t Mountain Bikers Say" and also one called "Sh*t New Yorkers Say." Both were hilarious.

Also, apologies to OldPotato since he had posted a thread about this, too, and I missed it. :o

BBD

[Jason E]

I just watched it twice, that was hilarious.

[luigi22]

thanks

[Ti Designs]

Gentlemen, some of our own list?


"these aren't my race wheels" - after getting beaten in a sprint by a guy on a fixed gear with cross tires.

[d_douglas]

Gentlemen, some of our own list?

I can start:

Yeah, I was fast a few years ago, but...

I was fresh yesterday on my solo ride, but...

Yeah, these water bottles are for racing only, they are from my sponsor...




I've caught myself doing that and when I started saying this, it was true. Now I am a early-middle-aged-out-of-shape-dad-of-small-children cyclist referring to being super fit uhhhh, 10 years ago?! Lame. I just keep my mouth shut and pedal harder.

Wait, where are the child-related excuses for poor riding fitness ? I love those. BLAME THE CHILDREN!

[victoryfactory]

I think I know that guy.

btw, I get paid to visit this forum....

VF

[Elefantino]

I'm pretty sure my power meter is ALWAYS off.

But at least I never lose my line when I launch a snot rocket.

[cmg]

the snot rockets were my idea........... that was yesterday.

[54ny77]

very funny, thx for the laugh. :hello:

[ringcycles]

It was funny enough, but alot of it should be "Sh*t Freds Say". "Does that come in carbon"

[victoryfactory]

It was funny enough, but alot of it should be "Sh*t Freds Say". "Does that come in carbon"

Poseur, I think.
True freds don't know about carbon.

[fogrider]

I think I rode with a that guy!

[tiretrax]

Does embro work?

[Elefantino]

I was disappointed he did not ask, "Does your bike plane?"

[gdw]

Excellent. Great choice of locations too. Amante Coffee survives off of clowns like those guys.

[commfire]

I may not have said all those things but I know I have thought them in my head

Funny post...thanks

[friessco]

Funny post. Thanks.

[comptechgsr]

"i'm totally going vegetarian for this season"

+

"I think I'm going to race cross next year" hahahaha, heard that 1000x per season for the last 6 seasons.

[swPArider]

the snot rocket part was too funny! made my day!!!

[harro]

lol

[oldpotatoe]

. . . called "Sh*t Mountain Bikers Say" and also one called "Sh*t New Yorkers Say." Both were hilarious.

Also, apologies to OldPotato since he had posted a thread about this, too, and I missed it. :o

BBD

No worries..that was filmed in the 'republic'..amante and that bike shop(not mine)...

[jasond]

LOL, that video was great. Are there any more like that?

Not sure if there are more about cycling but here is one about Skiers.

http://youtu.be/apNKEhdokKM

[tiretrax]

that's great, too. i wonder if he plays golf.