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I hate that I can't delete certain apps off of my iphone.
I hate the sound quality.
I hate the itunes navigation.
I'm not a fan of the interface.
I hate that I get reminded multiple times a day to update my software -- every time I do it, my phone gets slower.
I hate that it doesn't have a slot for additional storage.

On top of it, I'm just hating Apple lately (I want to be able to upgrade my HD. I want to be able to upgrade my RAM. I don't need a flippin touch-thingy, I need my function keys back. I don't need iCloud, I need my machine to be upgradeable).

Unfortunately, I'm on the Apple platform at work and at home. The last time I used an Android phone the communication between the two was "meh" at best.

So what do you do?

HTC was hot **** for a moment.
Samsung's new phone looks promising if it doesn't burn my gentleman's sausage.
Google's Pixel is rad but there's glass on the back?
The Huawei I saw in China looked promising but I'm scared.
Does Nokia even exist? Motorola?

Can I just get my Darth Vader flip phone back please? Can we just move back to T9 texting?

Help?