* real name, if you like
Joe
* where do you live? Northern California foothills....
Nice combination of gentle rollers and nasty climbs
* explanation of your handle
Nickname given to me by my (mostly) out of shape riding buddies who refuse to believe I can drop them so easily without the use of chemical aid.
* explanation of your avatar
It has something to do with reaching an ultimate state of enlightenment
* age (general or specific)
41
* occupation
Professional eBay’r/Societal drop out. If I can’t be a rock star, I’m taking my ball and going home...
* favorite bike
Constantly varies
* what's in your stable?
Legend Ti, Trek OCLV, Vintage early ‘80’s Olmo
* fastest speed on a road bike? where? when?
Forty something on a descent from El Dorado Hills
* how many miles ON THE ROAD on a road bike last year?
Not nearly enough
* picture of yourself or your ride?
I had one, but I emailed it to Vintage Velos for a free pair of socks. They never emailed it back 
* make up and answer at least one additional question.
Q: What, exactly, did Nicole Kidman do to prompt Tom Cruise to file for divorce? A: I don’t know, but I swear it had nothing to do with me. I swear.
* what is the biggest lie you've ever told?
See previous question
* and, something fun.
Bass player, singer, song writer, engineer & producer with a Rock band for going on twenty-something years.