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Originally Posted by Davist
sorry to veer OT, but dang, you're in LA? The birthplace of BMX (...)
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I was born in Canada, so I know nothing of past mysterious Southern California ways.
I once told a fellow in an L.A. bar that I was born in Canada.
"Canada?" he sneered, "Why, they ain't got nothing up there but whores and hockey players!"
I stood up and glared at him. "My mother's from Canada!"
"Oh?" he replied, "What team does she play on?"